Are you there, universe? It's me, CB

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/21/2016 at 21:20 • Filed to: I need money

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I promise I won’t race Civics in the luxobarge.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > CB
11/21/2016 at 21:25

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I want one of these so badly

Though I will probably end up with an xc90 v8 because they are a heck of a lot cheaper


Kinja'd!!! CB > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/21/2016 at 21:25

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Yeah. $1ok CAD is a bit of a bummer. But 315 horsepower and a 0-60 time of allegedly 5.5 seconds is not.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > CB
11/21/2016 at 21:26

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Unfortunately, the universe wants you to race Civics in luxobarges. The universe is weird.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
11/21/2016 at 21:27

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The universe also told me to not drag race that WRX STi in the Maxima last night, but made up for it by saying “hey, let’s drift” when doing a left turn in the snow. The universe is very weird.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > CB
11/21/2016 at 21:31

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I have the same ad saved, I kinda want it too.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > CB
11/21/2016 at 21:33

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The universe also wants you to straight pipe that Yamaha V8 and let it sing the song of its people.


Kinja'd!!! CB > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
11/21/2016 at 21:34

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Wouldn’t straight pipe, but something to let it sing without being too obnoxious.


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > CB
11/21/2016 at 21:36

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Beige is beautiful, baby.


Kinja'd!!! CB > C62030
11/21/2016 at 21:37

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And that light colour interior. Damn that’s pleasant.


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > CB
11/21/2016 at 21:38

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I’d take a light interior over black any day. So much more inviting. I also love the way the console sorta floats. And there’s no stupid I’m-a-manual-I-promise leather around the shifter.


Kinja'd!!! CB > C62030
11/21/2016 at 21:41

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Exactly. It knows what it should be: inviting, comfortable, and luxurious. No fake sport stuff (although it is pretty quick). I admire that.


Kinja'd!!! Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > CB
11/21/2016 at 21:53

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Such a good looking engine too. too bad working on a transverse v8 is a nightmare 9 times out of 10.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes
11/21/2016 at 22:00

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Keep it as a winter car, sell it as soon as possible after. Sounds good to me!


Kinja'd!!! Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > CB
11/21/2016 at 22:20

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Sounds like a plan. though I now wonder if any rwd transmissions will fit.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB
11/21/2016 at 22:26

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Yes it is. Volvo nailed the interior aesthetic.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > CB
11/21/2016 at 22:30

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Lying to the universe is bad form.


Kinja'd!!! CB > PS9
11/21/2016 at 22:36

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I’d only race Sentras. I promise.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > CB
11/21/2016 at 22:37

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I will only allow you if we take the mufflers off for a day or two.


Kinja'd!!! CB > bob and john
11/21/2016 at 22:39

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How about an exhaust system with a switch activated valve, like a sports car?


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > CB
11/21/2016 at 22:44

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that works for me.

so I’ll drop by sunday to drive you to pick it up, and next weekend we put in the cut outs?


Kinja'd!!! CB > bob and john
11/21/2016 at 22:47

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Hah, come on, we both know you’re stuck in Thunder Bay for another few weeks.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > CB
11/21/2016 at 22:49

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I’d make the trip for that.