First Mexican-American Secretary of State?

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti) 11/20/2016 at 15:48 • Filed to: None

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Is Mitt Romney going to be the first Mexican-American Secretary of State? Is this real life?He’s also the first robot to hold office. The future is now! His face says it all, and may disprove my robot claim.

I’m hoping Mitt has come to wreak havoc on the evangelicals that persecuted his anscestors.

LongbowMkII > DipodomysDeserti 11/20/2016 at 15:49

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Dey took er jerbs!

Tapas > DipodomysDeserti 11/20/2016 at 15:52

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The fiat Mexican American who is against dildos and his dad’s friend killed Lincoln

DipodomysDeserti > LongbowMkII 11/20/2016 at 15:53

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I don’t think those guys can comprehend a white Mexican.

DipodomysDeserti > Tapas 11/20/2016 at 15:56

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My Abarth was a Mexican-American Fiat.

AntiSpeed > DipodomysDeserti 11/20/2016 at 15:56

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He’s also the first robot to hold office.

Wasn’t Hillary a senator and secretary of state?

OPPOsaurus WRX > DipodomysDeserti 11/20/2016 at 15:58

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Surprise twist: trump brings all the Mexicans here. 45th presidency, brought to you by M.Night Shamalamadingdong

DipodomysDeserti > AntiSpeed 11/20/2016 at 16:00

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Heyyyyohhhhh!

DipodomysDeserti > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/20/2016 at 16:02

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“I see brown people.”

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > DipodomysDeserti 11/20/2016 at 16:08

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Mitt is going to try to sell you that undercoating package on your car.

Kanaric > AntiSpeed 11/20/2016 at 16:30

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she makes too many crazy faces to be a robot. I think of her more as an alien trying hard to fit in lmao. Kind of like 3rd rock from the sun.

Plus it matches the shapeshifting reptile conspiracy.

LongbowMkII > AntiSpeed 11/20/2016 at 16:49

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*group studies have found laughing at yourself shows humility and confidence*

Haha, I too enjoy decpreciative humor, now look at my 13 point plan about humor on Hillaryisonfleek.com.

wiffleballtony > DipodomysDeserti 11/20/2016 at 17:25

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Watch out, Missouri.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > AntiSpeed 11/20/2016 at 17:44

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He said robot, not demon.

fintail > DipodomysDeserti 11/20/2016 at 18:11

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Mittens might be the least deplorable of Dawnuld’s appointees.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > DipodomysDeserti 11/20/2016 at 20:27

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Mexicans can’t be white! That’s just science.

Tapas > DipodomysDeserti 11/20/2016 at 23:18

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Haha....I meant to say first*

pip bip - choose Corrour > DipodomysDeserti 11/21/2016 at 05:34

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that’s not Marco Rubio

DipodomysDeserti > pip bip - choose Corrour 11/21/2016 at 06:22

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Marky Mark is Cuban, not Mexican.

pip bip - choose Corrour > DipodomysDeserti 11/21/2016 at 06:27

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oh snap! you’re right. thank you.

oh well, close enough.