Secret BMW Information, Leaked (UPDATE)

"JohnH3ASP" (jh3-21) 11/16/2016 at 08:19 • Filed to: None

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I recently listened to a conversation between two good friends of mine, both in the BMW Genius program, and I found out some unreleased BMW information that might be a tad bit startling. BMW is going to get some hate, but I guarantee the things on this list will happen in the next 1 or 2 years.

A Big Businessman’s Vehicle

The X2 that appeared at the Paris Auto Show is going to be made. In fact, it’s nearing release date. I don’t know the exact date, but it’s coming up fast. I suspect sometime in December we will see the new X2 release, or maybe the teaser trailer.

The next one is the X7 , which is confirmed to be released unless someone screws it up. It will have three rows, and will essentially be a 7-Series SUV .

Bringing Back The Past (By Deleting The Present)

The 8-Series is confirmed for production! But I guess BMW had too many models, so sadly, the M6 is leaving BMW. Production ends soon, I have heard. They will not make a 2018 M6 . God damn, that was one of my favorites!

Powering Up...

Since the M6 is leaving BMW for a while, they won’t have a fast (gasoline) sports car? Wrong. The M5 is still staying, but every M-Powered BMW is getting a horsepower & torque boost! The new M5 will be faster than the current M6 , and the M3 will be stupidly overpowered.

UPDATE

The M6 is not the only car leaving BMW, the 6-Series is going byebye. That’s right, no more 6-Series es.

That’s not good.

wiffleballtony > JohnH3ASP 11/16/2016 at 08:26

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More cross overs and SUVs? Shocking.

LongbowMkII > JohnH3ASP 11/16/2016 at 08:27

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Sounds reasonable. BMW is less exciting than Hyundai now.

JohnH3ASP > LongbowMkII 11/16/2016 at 08:30

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But... even more hp in the M3...?

JohnH3ASP > wiffleballtony 11/16/2016 at 08:31

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I was talking about no M6 and more powerful M2, M3, M4, and M5

Cash Rewards > JohnH3ASP 11/16/2016 at 08:33

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I never understood why BMW didn’t make a 3rd row SUV. Do they dislike money?

LongbowMkII > JohnH3ASP 11/16/2016 at 08:36

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The M3 has gotten worse (relative to its competitors) as it keeps chasing power.

More power, more electronics, more tire...etc

404 - User No Longer Available > JohnH3ASP 11/16/2016 at 08:39

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I guess they didn’t know about the 3-series retarded cousin who skipped leg day.

http://www.carscoops.com/2016/11/china-only-bmw-1-series-sedan.html

JohnH3ASP > Cash Rewards 11/16/2016 at 08:41

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They dislike customers AND money

JohnH3ASP > LongbowMkII 11/16/2016 at 08:41

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More oil changes, more crashes....

Vítor > Cash Rewards 11/16/2016 at 08:51

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You can get a third row in the X5

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > Cash Rewards 11/16/2016 at 09:01

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I am still shocked it took the other prestige brands so long to follow Porsche’s lead on the Cayenne.

404 - User No Longer Available > JohnH3ASP 11/16/2016 at 09:11

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You mean more coffee. I think it’s trying to take over the Mustang.

DipodomysDeserti > Cash Rewards 11/16/2016 at 09:45

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BMW does make a third row SUV...

Seat Safety Switch > Cash Rewards 11/16/2016 at 09:49

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A three-row SUV might ruin the delicate balance of mushy handling and chronic understeer that BMW’s SUVs are famous for.

Cash Rewards > DipodomysDeserti 11/16/2016 at 09:56

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X5 has a third row?

Cash Rewards > DipodomysDeserti 11/16/2016 at 10:15

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The x5 does have a third row, which I didn’t realize.

DipodomysDeserti > Cash Rewards 11/16/2016 at 10:16

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Has an optional third row much like the older Volvo XC90.

Cash Rewards > DipodomysDeserti 11/16/2016 at 10:17

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So it does. I learned something new today!