Revolving door of vehicles + vague construction-related career = lots of keys

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/15/2016 at 22:50 • Filed to: Is he drunk again?

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I don’t even know what half of work keys do anymore. Which is amusing because only two years ago, they were KEY to my livelihood. PUNSSSSSSSSS!

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/15/2016 at 22:59

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That Pontiac key is sneaky. I was expecting it to be for some terrible GM junk (not all Pontiacs are junk, but playing the odds...), but then I saw who posted and realized it was a secret Toyota.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/15/2016 at 23:00

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A friend of mine once postulated that the number of keys you are required to carry is inversely proportional to your intelligence.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/15/2016 at 23:03

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Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2016 at 00:04

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Kind of like Buck my dad always said that the number of keys you had to carry was inverse to how much money you had. I don’t remember how he explained it but my dad had lots of keys...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle 11/16/2016 at 00:30

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Well, considering the types of vehicles I buy, one could make an assumption.

thebigbossyboss > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2016 at 00:33

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My life was the same when in construction. At one point I had like close to 20 keys, and one of those was a key to a key room with ~1000 keys.

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2016 at 03:11

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I’m definitely not judging, as your Toyota probably cost more than my 944 (I went for the cheaper 80s 4 cylinder hatchback).

Anyways, despite my dads humble job (bowling alley mechanic), and his slightly self deprecating nature, he retired last year at 63, and is doing more than okay. So I’m hoping the key omen means similar things for you.

DynamicWeight > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2016 at 17:08

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I stopped keeping my keys all together. It became too much. I have one key ring with 2 House Keys, the Bike Lock key and my work key fob thingy. Then I grab the other vehicle keys as necessary.