"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
11/14/2016 at 09:50 • Filed to: None
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"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
11/14/2016 at 09:50 • Filed to: None | 1
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I’M NOT STRESSED WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT (passes out and thumps to the floor
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we spent Saturday evening trying to determine if my wife was going into labor. She woke up last night and we spent a couple hours around 1am trying to figure out if she was going into labor. My blood pressure would cause the most hearty of head gasket to blow to pieces.
CalzoneGolem
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/14/2016 at 09:53 |
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Is this yous guys first kid?
S65
> CalzoneGolem
11/14/2016 at 09:55 |
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with a 3rd kid coming (we thought today) my wife needs to be able to drive both vehicles and will not drive a manual. I needed something that will be reliable and not have a lot of down time. I will have a fun car again, but I need to sort out some other financial things first. All the down time was becoming an issue and an embarrassment at work. I was becoming worried just about getting places, to work and job sites.
no
wkiernan
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/14/2016 at 09:55 |
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Hey, you know what’s exciting fun? When you have a professional midwife coming to your house but alas, she doesn’t show up until about an hour after your kid is born.
This happened to my wife and me. Twice.
Yours, W. Kiernan, amateur obstetrician
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S65
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/14/2016 at 09:56 |
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yeah but can you destroy a 2JZ-GTE block?
DipodomysDeserti
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/14/2016 at 10:03 |
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Step 1. Grab a nice stout (for mom and you).
Step 2. Chill.
Step 3. Have Baby.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Net loss (financially speaking)
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> CalzoneGolem
11/14/2016 at 10:04 |
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no, but the last pregnancy was a shit show. she went into labor a couple months early and was on hospital bedrest until delivery. they still showed up way too early but at least it was a manageable early.
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> S65
11/14/2016 at 10:07 |
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probably. I feel like i’m on this level
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> wkiernan
11/14/2016 at 10:07 |
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that sux. that doesn’t sound fun at all. did you kill the midwife?
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CalzoneGolem
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/14/2016 at 10:08 |
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Well that stress makes sense to me then. I’ll be sending prayers and good vibes your way, man.
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> CalzoneGolem
11/14/2016 at 10:11 |
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thanks. even tho we’d be 4 weeks early, I was ready to get it all over with saturday night.
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CalzoneGolem
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/14/2016 at 10:12 |
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Do you have any labor inducing rituals? We’re all about spicy Thai and bumpy drives.
LongbowMkII
> wkiernan
11/14/2016 at 10:12 |
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Seems like the sort of thing you withhold payment for. Just saying.
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> CalzoneGolem
11/14/2016 at 10:17 |
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o WTF Friday and Saturday she got spicy Thai. I see what shes trying to do. I should take her for a ride int he allroad before it gets hauled off although that would probably break her spine
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CalzoneGolem
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/14/2016 at 10:21 |
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I recommend against breaking spines.
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wkiernan
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/14/2016 at 11:26 |
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Depends on what you mean by “fun.” In my ill-spent youth I took lots of industrial-strength drugs of various licit and illicit sorts, but I never ever in my life got so high, I was flying.
shop-teacher
> CalzoneGolem
11/14/2016 at 14:41 |
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What are you, a doctor? ;)
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shop-teacher
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/14/2016 at 14:41 |
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Hang in there man!
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CalzoneGolem
> shop-teacher
11/14/2016 at 14:58 |
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No but I do get really chatty on morphine.
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shop-teacher
> CalzoneGolem
11/14/2016 at 18:16 |
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I just get sleepy.