(Part 2) Sup bro! I heard you're are into cars?

"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/12/2016 at 15:15 • Filed to: Bro

So let me ask ya something right quick Dawg!....

What is the most expensive car out there bro?

What’s faster, a Ferrari or a Lambo?

What cost more, a Lambo or a Pagani?

What’s faster a Pagani or a Bugatti?

Did you see the new !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! they’re coming out with?

What would you rather get, a Mercedes or a BMW?

How do I get those bright blue high beams on my car?

What kind of fuel do they use in F1? Like, what formula is it?

Oh ok.... so what’s faster a F1 or a NASCAR?

What kind of Ferrari is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ?

LOL why the fuck would you want a station wagon bro?

What’s faster a Ferrari or a Mustang?

Who makes Teslas?

How much horsepower does a Ferrari have?

What’s the fastest car right now?

How much do Lambos cost?

....... *ded*

Part 1 !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

DISCUSSION (30)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > EL_ULY
11/12/2016 at 15:24

The only car guy at my office is unfortunately this guy:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/coworker-you-should-totally-put-a-chevy-350-in-that-c-1779244233

promoted by the color red > EL_ULY
11/12/2016 at 15:57

“Why do you like cars that old?”

I’m really glad my former coworkers were legit car people. Vintage 911s & Fiats kind.

HammerheadFistpunch > EL_ULY
11/12/2016 at 15:59

I tend to answer questions like this with “yes”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > promoted by the color red
11/12/2016 at 16:48

I HATE THIS QUESTION

mr2gud2u > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/12/2016 at 16:51

LS1 in a Celica....sounds good to me.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > EL_ULY
11/14/2016 at 15:51

Kinja'd!!!

Cats. We’re into cats.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > EL_ULY
11/14/2016 at 15:54

No capito, solomente Italiano.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > EL_ULY
11/14/2016 at 15:58

I had a guy talk to me yesterday as I was parking my Miata and he said “that thing must be fast” and I just kinda laughed. I don’t think any regular people get the concept of slow car fast.

Tristan > EL_ULY
11/14/2016 at 16:01

“Sweet Jeep, bro! Do you go mudding?!”

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > promoted by the color red
11/14/2016 at 16:02

God, so much feels for this comment.

Tripper > EL_ULY
11/14/2016 at 16:04

lol man that is a pretty complete list of “Chad” car questions. When my wife or one of my non-enthusiast friends meets a new person that “likes cars” and says “oh you should totally talk to Trip, he loves cars”... They turn one of your questions into half of a statement and I’m like

Kinja'd!!!

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
11/14/2016 at 16:04

Ti piace Ferrari?

Qual e piu veloce? Un Lamborghini o un Ferrari?

Tripper > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
11/14/2016 at 16:09

I know plenty of “car people” that don’t understand slow car fast.

XJDano > EL_ULY
11/14/2016 at 16:18

Oh yeah, huh. I don’t know. For everything but the wagon would be for subs and a boomin’ system, yah know more room for stuff besides just the 13" subs. Or work car for all my tools.