I'm Going To Go Vote Today

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 11/08/2016 at 08:04 • Filed to: Garfield/Odie 2016

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But only at the country club near my work. I don’t want to get too close to the peasants.

But seriously, the country club near my work has voting booths. It’s the least pretentious club in my ‘Burb, which is probably the reason why they are allowing voting there; they can withstand the poors being there temporarily.

BorkBorkBjork > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 08:07

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Too bad voting isn’t on a Sunday, you could have a pre-brunch mimosa while waiting in line!

X37.9XXS > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 08:09

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Vote !

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/11/trump-nuclear-north-korea/506750/

The life you save may be your own

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 08:14

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That tag, I would very much like to vote for a candidate who is pro-lasagne and against mondays, but I disagree with his dog kicking policy. IS NOTHING EASY?!

PatBateman > BorkBorkBjork 11/08/2016 at 08:16

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That’s BRILLIANT.

PatBateman > X37.9XXS 11/08/2016 at 08:17

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I am definitely pro nuclear war at this point.

....

Did I say that out loud?

PatBateman > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/08/2016 at 08:19

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I’m pretty sure all the candidates this year kick dogs.

extraspecialbitter > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/08/2016 at 08:20

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I guess you think nothing of foreign relations then, since the would-be prez ships everything he hates to Abu Dhabi.

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/08/2016 at 08:20

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It’s OK, the dog always gets up and then they go out for a beer

PS9 > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 08:52

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UGH this slow descent into total destruction bullshit is so annoying and aggravating. Just..just hurl the planet into the sun and be done with it.

Milky > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 09:08

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There is so much implied in so few words.

the country club near my work has voting booths. It’s the least pretentious club in my ‘Burb

PatBateman > Milky 11/08/2016 at 10:09

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Would it help if I told you that I had my wedding reception there about 15 years ago, with an open bar stocked with top shelf liquor, and it was the party of the decade?