"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/07/2016 at 17:53 • Filed to: Brand
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"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/07/2016 at 17:53 • Filed to: Brand | 1
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This is a pretty big project, just warning you now. Follow the guidelines and build your own brand, Oppo!
Brand Attributes
You get a total of 25 points to be distributed between the following categories:
Performance
Technology
Economy
Luxury
Service
Design
Value
- Note that a Zero in any category means you will be at the bottom of the market in terms of that respective attribute. It does NOT mean your vehicles are without that attribute.
Model Lineup
You get a line up of 7 models to begin with chosen from the following:
Compact 4-Door Sedan
Compact 4-Door Hatchback
Compact 4-Door Wagon
Compact 2-Door Coupe (2+2)
Compact 2-Door Convertible (2+2, Soft Top)
Compact 2-Door Convertible (2+2, Hard Top-Retractable or Detachable)
Compact CUV (5 seater only)
Midsize 4-Door Sedan
Midsize 4-Door Wagon
Midsize 4-Door Coupe (Liftback)
Midsize 2-Door Coupe (2+2)
Midsize 2-Door Convertible (2+2, Soft Top)
Midsize CUV (4 seater only)
Midsize CUV (5 seater only)
Midsize CUV (5 seater w/opt. 7 seater 3rd row)
Midsize CUV 4-Door Coupe (5 seater only)
Fullsize 4-Door Sedan
Fullsize 2-Door Coupe (4 seater)
Fullsize 2-Door Convertible (4 seater)
Fullsize SUV (7 seater)
Fullsize SUV (8 seater)
2 Seater Coupe
2 Seater Convertible (Soft Top)
2 Seater Convertible (Hard Top-Retractable or Detachable)
- Hybrid, PHEV, Electric, and Diesel versions of any body style count as a separate model
Bonus points
If you name your brand and two benchmark competitor brands, add 1 point to any individual brand attribute. Attribute total = 26 points
If you name all of your model lineup, add 2 points to any individual/pair of attributes. Attribute total = 27 points
Highest possible attribute total = 28 points
Here’s last year’s
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> Wobbles the Mind
11/07/2016 at 18:04 |
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Trump car brand.
Performance - 0
Technology - 0
Economy - 0
Luxury - 13
Service - 13
Design - 0
Value - 0
Model Lineup:
Fullsize 4-Door Sedan
Fullsize 2-Door Coupe (4 seater)
Fullsize 2-Door Convertible (4 seater)
Fullsize SUV (8 seater)
2 Seater Coupe
2 Seater Convertible (Hard Top-Retractable or Detachable)
4 door long wheelbase pickup truck
Kanaric
> Wobbles the Mind
11/07/2016 at 19:10 |
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Make the cars in automation.
CaptainSlower
> Wobbles the Mind
11/07/2016 at 19:15 |
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I revive the Packard nameplate.
Performance 3 points
Technology 3 points
Economy 1
Luxury 5
Service 5
Design 6
Value 4
Models:
Fullsize 4-Door Sedan- Mayfair
Fullsize 2-Door Coupe (4 seater) – Clipper
Fullsize 2-Door Convertible (4 seater) - Starlight
Fullsize SUV (7 seater) - Caribbean
2 Seater Convertible - Hawk
Competitors: Morgan, Mitsuoka.
Basically, we build retro-designed, American luxury cars, a market abandoned when Ford let Lincoln wither on the vine and Cadillac decided they needed to get in their stupid pissing match with the Germans that’s ruined the brand, instead of building all the beautiful concepts they’ve churned out.
The cars are exquisite, elegant, and extremely nice places to be inside of. Floaty suspension, vast interior, minimal tech, mostly focused on comfort. No annoying electronic nannies, no touch-screens, high-end audio system.
Enough power to cruise all day at highway speeds, zero care how fast it can go around the Nürburgring, only that we arrive in style and look amazing doing it.
Probenja
> Wobbles the Mind
11/07/2016 at 19:33 |
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rational (in lower case for added style)
Performance - 3
Technology - 5
Economy - 5
Luxury - 2
Service - 2
Design - 5
Value - 3
Model Lineup:
Compact 4-Door Sedan: R4
Compact 4-Door Sedan: R4 EV
Compact 4-Door Hatchback: R3
Compact 4-Door Hatchback: R3 EV
Compact CUV (5 seater only): R5 PHEV
2 Seater Convertible (Soft Top): R0
2 Seater Convertible (Soft Top): R0 PHEV
The R3 and R4 would be the same car with different bodystyles, the only engine is a 1.2l turbo and a manual or cvt option. The EV version would be a competitor for the Nissan Leaf with a 120 mile range and will be offered for car sharing programs and lease for uber/cab drivers. Size would be similar to a Golf/Jetta.
The R5 would have the same engine as the R3/R4 at the front and an electric motor powering the rear wheels in the PHEV version (30 miles EV range).
The R0 would get the same drivetrain as the R5 PHEV, making it the first PHEV two seater convertible. And a highly tuned 1.2t for the normal variant.
C62030
> Wobbles the Mind
11/07/2016 at 20:06 |
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Performance - 3
Technology - 5
Economy - 0
Luxury - 10
Service - 3
Design - 4
Value - 0
My brand, Jetstream, has one goal: the most comfortable car in the world. Ever. Also has to be super nice to look at. Basically a revival of the personal luxury car because ‘70s.
Models:
Full size 2-door coupe and sedan, both coming only in hybrid form because torque=luxury. Maybe they could bring back the inline-8 if we really wanted to go nuts for smoothness, but otherwise probably a straight 6 with a couple small turbos.
Competitors: Mercedes (specifically S-Class Coupe) and Rolls (specifically the Wraith).
Jetstreams would be basically designed as a modern combination of a Lincoln Mark V and a Citroen SM, possibly my two favorite cars of all time.
They would only have one suspension option - hydropneumatic, otherwise known as the greatest innovation in comfort since pillow-top mattresses, and front bench seats that you sink into like a couch (and can be had in velour, again because ‘70s). In terms of tech, I only gave it a 5 because it would have everything expected on the market today plus basic self-driving capability, but not really for around town. It’s supposed to be relaxing, not boring. Also because I wanted as many points as possible for comfort.
IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
> Wobbles the Mind
11/08/2016 at 17:16 |
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I’m saying that 5 is the benchmark in any given category.
Performance - 4
Technology - 5
Economy - 4
Luxury - 4
Service - 3
Design - 5
Value - 3
Total: 28 points
Farray - benchmarks Volvo for luxury & design, Mazda for efficiency.
Mid-Size Sedan, Liftback -
Zelda
- Turbo I4, N/A I6 - FWD/AWD
-Hybrid Version -
Zelda HD (
Hybrid Drive
)
- I4 w/battery packs - FWD
Midsize 2-Door Shooting Brake -
Cupola GT -
I6/Supercharged I6 - RWD
Full-Size Sedan -
Vogue
- Supercharged I6 - RWD/AWD
Full-Size Coupe -
Vogue GT
- Supercharged I6 - RWD/AWD
Midsize CUV, 5-Seater -
Icarus -
I6 - AWD
Full-Size CUV, 7-Seater -
Metropolis
- Supercharged I6 - AWD
Distinguishing Features: Bold, clean lines, copper trim, matte black paint on performance models. Head/Taillights inspired by art deco architecture.