Mamma mia.

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
11/06/2016 at 09:15 • Filed to: Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune 5DX Plus, Wangan Midnight

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Good Lord God in Heaven.

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Translate this please.

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OK, sure, yet another European marque, but hey, Lambos are big in Japan these days. It is quite a bit late, I think, with the inclusion of the basic Aventador, but I guess there will be dress-up parts for that.

There’s also five more cars yet to be revealed. Not sure what’s the split, or if they’re even from Lambo or Honda.

{Checked the game’s site. They’re still nerfing the exotics. At least make the upgrades work less like “upgrades” and more like de-restrictions.}

I’ve gotta get me a BanaPassport card.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Wheelerguy
11/06/2016 at 09:19

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How do I play


Kinja'd!!! Justin Young > S65
11/06/2016 at 09:30

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Step 1: Check your local arcade.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Justin Young
11/06/2016 at 09:36

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Step -1: Live in Japan/Asia
Step 0: Realize you don’t live in Japan/Asia
Step 1: Cry, because arcades are dead everywhere else.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > S65
11/06/2016 at 09:48

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Don’t feel down by what PS9 is saying.

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This is what you’ll be looking for. Sometimes there are 4 cockpits, but always just one terminal. You can play as guest for a few tokens, and if you lose, game over. Or you can buy a BanaPassport card (in the ticket/token booth), play for longer in the same amount of tokens, and save both progress and car builds in the card.

Of course, that’s assuming you can find machines.

Oh, and shifter’s on your left, BTW.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > PS9
11/06/2016 at 09:49

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New step: badger MS to turn Forza Horizon into something like this.


Kinja'd!!! RT > Wheelerguy
11/06/2016 at 09:51

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Nice, this is like the modern version of the TXR games I played on the Dreamcast.

But you asked for a translation, so I asked a friend who understands hiragana and a little bit of kanji (Japanese has three alphabets lol).

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So the first part with the simpler characters reads: ‘haimapi-do mosomata’, which translates to ‘high-speed monster’.

It gets a bit harder with the last two characters because they’re kanji, which is simply put, a pain in the arse.

The first kanji is ‘sansen’, so it means ‘participate’.

The second was too complicated to read, but luckily we could figure out what it meant when combined with the first kanji. So with that, that kanji altogether means ‘join the war/fight’.

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So there you go, that’s a tagline which reads ‘high-speed monster, join the fight’. Doing the rest would take a while.

Language lesson over lol.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Wheelerguy
11/06/2016 at 10:25

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Step 2: Receive a joint letter from MS/Turn 10 stating, “Forza already has wheel support and custom cabinets you can build yourself are a thing, you know...”


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > PS9
11/06/2016 at 10:34

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This isn’t just for me, you know.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Wheelerguy
11/06/2016 at 10:51

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Still isn’t happeneing.


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > Wheelerguy
11/06/2016 at 13:23

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hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg need


Kinja'd!!! B/Xmrrmvr > Wheelerguy
11/06/2016 at 14:50

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Thought they would have made more sequels since I stopped playing WMMT3DX. Initial D is already at Arcade Stage 8.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > B/Xmrrmvr
11/06/2016 at 20:58

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Sudden thought: Chris Harris would make for a good Initial D character, at least as guest.

But what would he be driving?


Kinja'd!!! B/Xmrrmvr > Wheelerguy
11/09/2016 at 14:20

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My guess would be a Ferrari 512 TR based on this list.