What do you do with RWD V8 rental pickup?

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
11/05/2016 at 11:00 • Filed to: None

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A burnout, of course!

My dad went down to Phoenix for his friend’s birthday last week, and his rental was this 2016 F-150 with the Coyote 5.0 and RWD, because Arizona. As you all may remember, my father is a horrible human being with no respect for other people’s cars; he does despicable things to them like !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . So of course he did what anyone absolutely no one with any sort of decency would do with a RWD, V8 pickup: a burnout.

Although I would never ever buy a RWD pickup, I have to admit that they are great at burning rubber, what with all that torque and no weight over the back. My dad, on the other hand, is not so great at burnouts. As you can see in the video, he forgot to turn of the traction control at first. The big Coyote makes a valiant effort to overcome the computer, but only once my dad remembers and switches the system off can the truck finally announce that it has selected a new pope.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2016 at 11:08

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This is probably one of the best lines I’ve read anywhere in ages.


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2016 at 11:15

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Excellent.

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Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2016 at 11:30

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2wd trucks are better than 4wd trucks.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2016 at 12:03

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That’s not gonna be good for his fuel economy!!!

/joking.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > LongbowMkII
11/05/2016 at 12:36

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If you say so.


Kinja'd!!! PWRandSPD > LongbowMkII
11/05/2016 at 14:07

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False. 2WD is a neutered truck.