Drinks tonight

Kinja'd!!! "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
11/04/2016 at 00:03 • Filed to: None

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Modelo and Woodford Reserve. After informing a client that they are good and truly fucked - a million dollar settlement would be a GOOD result, they told me that they knew someone who can solve the problem. I was excited and asked who could help this intractable dilemma. The matriarch of the family smiled beautifully and looked at me as if I were a foolish child amd said “Jesus Christ.”

She said that she had been praying and she knew that God would show me the way to save them.

I’m waiting. I could use the help. I need a drink.

 


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 00:08

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I’ve read the Bible a good bit. Where’s the part about Jesus fighting your legal battles for you?


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 00:10

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Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 00:14

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What is that place?


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 00:14

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“But I say to you, love your enemies and write a check...”


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 00:28

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I still have a halve a bottle (flask?) of the Woodford...every time I open it up, I feel like standing off a cliff, waiting to go bungee jumping or something. It f*cks me up every damn time.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 00:28

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I hoped you replied, “well I’m off down to the bar to consult the easter bunny, santa claus and the tooth fairy! If all else fails I’ll say a few prayers and gutteral chants to the toilet gods!”.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 00:29

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Didn’t Jesus’s legal troubles end with him getting hung on a cross? Not the guy I’d want litigating for me.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 00:59

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I want to know what book these people get this stuff from, because I’ve read the Bible enough times to know it isn’t in there.


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 08:41

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I mean, if they did something to warrant a million dollar settlement, then maybe they deserve it? Just sayin’.


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 08:44

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Way late to the party, but an appropos (and quality, even somewhat Jalop!) song:


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 08:47

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Let’s hope they’re not counting on Jesus to pay your invoices!


Kinja'd!!! Goldzilla > ImmoralMinority
11/04/2016 at 09:56

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two points, and Iam going to irritate the OCD crowd here

1) Woodford is great, taken the tour twice of the distillery , well worth the time and money

B) Faith is just that, it is not real. may Jesus will open an armored car door on the way home. but don’t count on it. plan for the worst but hope for the best as my grandmother used to say.