EEP! I got a cryptic text from Mrs. Shop-Teacher UPDATED: Fock yeah!

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/03/2016 at 15:41 • Filed to: marwidge

Mrs. Shop-Teacher: “I have a surprise when you get home tonight.”

Me: Should I be excited? Or Scared?

MST: *shrug-emoticon*

Me: If it’s a severed head, I’m going to be very upset.

UPDATE:

16 oz bone-in ribeye, seasoned, buttered, and broiled to perfection. Sausage stuffed mushrooms, and a bacon cheddar twice baked potato.

BOOM!

Best wife EVAR!

DISCUSSION (84)

S65 > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:43

What if it’s a puppy

Noah - Now with more boost. > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:43

It’s going to be new socks or something like that lol

$kaycog > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:43

Me: Should I be excited? Or Scared?

Yes and yes.

shop-teacher > $kaycog
11/03/2016 at 15:44

I’ve got both covered!

shop-teacher > S65
11/03/2016 at 15:45

It better not be a damn puppy.

Oh crap. It might be another cat!

shop-teacher > Noah - Now with more boost.
11/03/2016 at 15:45

I honestly would not put that past her.

extraspecialbitter > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:46

Mazel tov.

shop-teacher > extraspecialbitter
11/03/2016 at 15:48

It can’t be THAT.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:48

Kinja'd!!!

shop-teacher > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
11/03/2016 at 15:49

It can’t be THAT!

Where have all the lightweights gone? > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:49

Me: If it’s a severed head, I’m going to be very upset.

Maybe it’s a gun rack?

S65 > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:49

What if it’s a Challenger?

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:50

Right, because that would be on 4/1

CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:50

Surprise, Calzonegolem coming over for dinner!

shop-teacher > Where have all the lightweights gone?
11/03/2016 at 15:50

I don’t even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate and entire rack.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2016 at 15:51

WOW! You came all this way just to surprise me!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:53

Maybe it’s a new 3d rendering program?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:53

I hope, for you, it’s a good as all of us married men dream it could be, following a text like that.

If it is, I suppose we might not hear about it...

More likely, she got a load of mulch delivered.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:54

Well, I mean, what if it was Kim Jong-un’s severed head? Would you really be that upset?

CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:55

Wuv. Twue wuv.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:55

#Buttstuff? Ohh yeeeaaahhh! *sunglasses guy emoticon*

Lol jk

crowmolly > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/03/2016 at 15:56

Bingo.

Mulch, or maybe there’s a dead rat under the porch for you to take care of.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > crowmolly
11/03/2016 at 15:57

Or maybe between the walls! Surprise!!

Spaceball-Two > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 15:59

“Welcome home honey. My parents are coming to live with us for while”

crowmolly > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/03/2016 at 15:59

Hey, did you know your little darling dropped the F word at preschool? Suprise! You get to work that out.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > crowmolly
11/03/2016 at 16:03

Oh... FUDGE...

Frank Grimes > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 16:10

I wish I wasn’t pathetically lonely.

Frank Grimes > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2016 at 16:10

calzones for dinner?! now I am hungry.

Mercedes Streeter > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 16:11

Usually for me “surprise” typically means she rearranged the living room again and everything is misplaced and/or missing.

RIP charge cable to my bluetooth headphones.

At least she changes the living room often enough that some objects do magically appear again.

CalzoneGolem > Frank Grimes
11/03/2016 at 16:16

Hey bub ... Eat me!

shop-teacher > Mercedes Streeter
11/03/2016 at 16:22

Our couch really only fits in the living room one way, so that’s not likely.

shop-teacher > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/03/2016 at 16:23

Considering I’ll be coming home with out kids in-tow, I doubt it will be as good as it could be.

I’d be OK with a load of mulch actually.

shop-teacher > crowmolly
11/03/2016 at 16:24

She’s been in preschool for two months now. Kinda surprised to have not gotten a call home yet ...

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2016 at 16:25

*Shop-Teacher sheds a single tear*

shop-teacher > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
11/03/2016 at 16:25

Hahahaha!

..... no .....

but I took the bullets out of the gun this summer.

shop-teacher > S65
11/03/2016 at 16:27

What in the hell did I just watch?

shop-teacher > Spaceball-Two
11/03/2016 at 16:28

I actually suggested we offer to have her dad move in with us. I don’t think he will, but I’d be fine with that.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 16:28

Maybe she finished the Metro for you? :P

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 16:28

I thought you said you didn’t have any guns for that surprise gun rack you’re getting tonight...

(As I was finishing typing the above sentence I was struck by what I can only describe as innuendo overload. lol)

shop-teacher > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
11/03/2016 at 16:28

Less so.

shop-teacher > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/03/2016 at 16:29

That would be pretty random.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 16:29

“Wanna fuck?”

“new number who dis”

shop-teacher > Frank Grimes
11/03/2016 at 16:29

Damn dude. Way to take all the oxygen out of the room!

shop-teacher > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
11/03/2016 at 16:31

The only way she “finished” the Metro is if she blew it up with a stick of dynamite, or tossed a mal0tov cocktail into it.

shop-teacher > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
11/03/2016 at 16:32

You got me there!

Frank Grimes > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 16:37

Kinja'd!!!

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 16:39

Noooo....poor Metro! :( I like small basic cars! :(

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 16:40

One day, man. One day...

You (we) are old.

shop-teacher > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/03/2016 at 17:00

Indeed we are.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 17:16

And that’s okay.

shop-teacher > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/03/2016 at 17:42

I am completely OK with it.

XJDano > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 17:45

Sold the metro for a profit, then bought something.

shop-teacher > XJDano
11/03/2016 at 17:47

I would actually be kind of impressed by that.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 17:49

Same here, brother. Life is good.

XJDano > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 17:49

Maybe the thing is a matching scooter

shop-teacher > XJDano
11/03/2016 at 17:51

Now is the perfect time to buy a scooter actually.

shop-teacher > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/03/2016 at 17:52

Yerp. I wouldn’t want to go back.

Frenchlicker > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
11/03/2016 at 17:58

Is it in a bag as to prevent drippage and is it in a cooler with ice as to prevent a smell? If yes to both it may be passable.

$kaycog > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 21:48

You so LUCKY!

Autofixation > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 21:54

My girlfriend made a pizza and fries. She’s also been ripping epic farts and burps all night. I’m pretty proud of her (for the burps and farts). I keep asking her when they’re going to pay her for doing the sound effects for Jurassic Park.

XJDano > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 21:57

A root beer keg & tap?

MUSASHI66 > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 22:03

Something about the angle of the shot woke up my hole phobia.

PSA - don’t Google hole phobia

I miss steaks. Gave up on beef about a year ago. Very hard :/

shop-teacher > MUSASHI66
11/03/2016 at 22:10

Alrighty then.

I don’t eat it terribly often, but I don’t think I could give it up.

shop-teacher > XJDano
11/03/2016 at 22:11

That would be amazeballs!

shop-teacher > Autofixation
11/03/2016 at 22:13

Sounds like a pretty good evening to me!

shop-teacher > $kaycog
11/03/2016 at 22:13

Yep! Don’t I know it.

Svend > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 22:13

Very nice indeed. Love a good steak. Never usually like the bone in kind such as pork or lamb chops or t-bone steaks but had a tomahawk steak last month and it was glorious as the bone was merely attached to the meat as opposed to down the middle.

shop-teacher > Svend
11/03/2016 at 22:14

The bone in this kind of steak is also on the side. It keeps in the flavor supossedly.

Svend > shop-teacher
11/03/2016 at 22:26

Nice. I can’t understand peoples love of chops though.

“ye’, give me some meat but make me work for it by trying to find the bone inside with a knife and fork, after covering it in gravy, etc...”

shop-teacher > Svend
11/03/2016 at 22:28

Yeah, I’m with you there.