I was an ass hole today. 

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/30/2016 at 20:57 • Filed to: None

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I tailgated some one for two miles today. They were going 48 in a 55 and I stayed 5 feet from their bumper. The road rage was real. They never did speed up even after 5 cars passed them when the road went to four lanes.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Where have all the lightweights gone? > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 21:05

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I’m sure it took everything within your power to not channel your inner W.C. Fields.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 21:07

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Were you driving a bmw?


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 21:10

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Driving is hard, sometimes you have to look up from your cell phone.


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 21:14

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Submitted without judgement..


Kinja'd!!! jimz > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 21:21

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don’t do that.

I’m not going to pretend I haven’t done it myself, but it never makes them speed up.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 21:24

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I always do that, with the high beams and right-blinker on. Is that wrong?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 21:32

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Do you have an RX350?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
10/30/2016 at 21:35

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Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > My citroen won't start
10/30/2016 at 21:50

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Other than forgetting to lay on the horn while you’re at it, no.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/30/2016 at 22:22

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Nope


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > jimz
10/30/2016 at 22:24

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I know it’s like, how do you not notice that. If you’re going under the speed limit and some one is behind you either sped up, or if for some reason you can’t, then pull the hell over.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
10/30/2016 at 22:29

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So the slow driver was doing it on perpose because he hates his life, and I was an ass hole because I also hate my life...... yup that checks out.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MrDakka
10/30/2016 at 22:32

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Nope a purple Honda Fit, basically the most polite car ever.


Kinja'd!!! brianbrannon > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 22:55

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Did you flash the high beams?


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 22:57

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Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.


Kinja'd!!! Teitsmania > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/31/2016 at 10:56

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I hate it when people drive slowly too, but the speed limit is an upper limit, not a minimum limit. Take a deep breath, you only lost a minute or two.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > brianbrannon
10/31/2016 at 13:20

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Yes. Secretly hoping to initiate a Wangan Modnight race.