Met a jalop on Tinder

"gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun" (gbergey) 10/28/2016 at 22:10 • Filed to: Tinder, Foxbody, Mustang, WOW

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I’m just straight amazed. Matched with this girl and she tracks a foxbody mustang and wrenches on it herself

and she claimed to like my shitty jokes!

For Sweden > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/28/2016 at 22:13

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She’s either

A computer program

Trying to lure you into a Cars & Coffee crowd

PanchoVilleneuve ST > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/28/2016 at 22:13

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You should, like, hold her hand and stuff.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/28/2016 at 22:14

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One of my best friends met her boyfriend of over a year now on Tinder. It can work.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/28/2016 at 22:14

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Ask her if she’ll marry me plz

Ike > For Sweden 10/28/2016 at 22:14

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Hahaha, i like the idea of a mustang owner choosing it’s victims in advance

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/28/2016 at 22:15

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Don’t fuck this up!

MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden 10/28/2016 at 22:15

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catfished into being a c&c victim.

at least she can make it to the batshit babe contest

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 10/28/2016 at 22:19

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I met my fiancé over a year and a half ago on Tinder. Haha

Matt Nichelson > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/28/2016 at 22:51

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Marry this woman! My wife is as big of a car person as I am. It just works.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/28/2016 at 23:01

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You realize that if you don’t at least make an effort, we’ll have no choice but to revoke your gold membership right?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PanchoVilleneuve ST 10/28/2016 at 23:02

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Slow down, Casanova. Maybe on the 3rd date!

Speed > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/28/2016 at 23:04

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Don’t fuck up.

Nick Has an Exocet > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/28/2016 at 23:16

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Put a ring on it

RallyWrench > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/28/2016 at 23:48

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As an old (for Oppo) married guy I’m not savvy on such things, is it cool to post her name and face here like that?

Nibby > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/29/2016 at 00:07

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this is all a clever ploy for her to get you to fix up her 1996 Ford Escort.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 10/29/2016 at 00:08

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It’s funny how people meet. Tinder worked for some dates, with some disappointed girls that didn’t get laid after meeting up with me, but it ultimately wasn’t as good as some good old-fashioned writing. Chatted for a solid week without seeing a picture of her before we met, then another month before we met again, and now we’re married.

Tristan > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 10/29/2016 at 01:07

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She stepped the camshaft gearing or distributor on her Coyote? That’s horrible... just yesterday I broke the timing belt on my LS1.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Tristan 10/29/2016 at 01:30

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I need a new carburetor on my diesel jetta.

Variance > Tristan 10/29/2016 at 02:07

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Glad I wasn’t the only person that raised an eyebrow at the idea of a Coyote having a distributor...

Tristan > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 10/29/2016 at 02:23

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Check the spark plugs first.

Tristan > Tristan 10/29/2016 at 02:25

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Wow... I just read what I typed. I suck at phone-typing.

The Stig's former college room mate > Tristan 10/29/2016 at 09:26

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i was shocked i had to read this many comments before someone pointed out that Coyotes don’t have distributors.

That comment would have set off red flags for me. I suggest he run before it’s too late.

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 11/01/2016 at 07:56

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I met my gf (of almost 3 years now) on Tinder. It can work for anyone!