So I got my old-old phone

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel) 10/24/2016 at 17:44 • Filed to: None

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To cover me until my Pixel arrives I had my Galaxy S4 mailed up from home. Got here today and I turned it on. It is now attempting to react to every notification I have gotten in the last 2 years. IT WON’T STOP BUZZING!

Luckily it seems to be clearing all the old ones as it goes so I don’t have to clear them manually. I also have 93 app updates and an OS update to do.

Textured Soy Protein > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/24/2016 at 17:54

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So...put it on silent?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Textured Soy Protein 10/24/2016 at 17:56

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I would if I could get it to unlock. It is lagging so much right now.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/24/2016 at 18:02

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It’s stories like these that make me wanna buy a $30 flip phone in case mine shits out.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/24/2016 at 18:22

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Clearly the solution for the buzzing is to keep it in a foam-lined box...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 10/24/2016 at 18:27

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Or pick up an old Motorola V3 RAZR:

...Which you can buy for about $30 on ebay and you can even (theoretically) surf the internet with it!

E90M3 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 10/24/2016 at 18:38

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eBay blackberry > all other phones

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 10/24/2016 at 19:50

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This is exactly why I kept the Galaxy around.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > E90M3 10/25/2016 at 10:20

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That looks like a Blackberry Curve... I had one of those and still have a couple of them lying around at home.

Excellent phones in their time.