Someone in Kenya is catfishing my car

"citizennick" (citizennick) 10/20/2016 at 13:07 • Filed to: None

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*sits back and watches this develop*

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:08

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Yeah, but where is the video?

Xyl0c41n3 > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:10

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You mean there’s another person out there who thinks gold wheels are a good idea?

citizennick > Xyl0c41n3 10/20/2016 at 13:11

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Xyl0c41n3 > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:12

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:12

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Did they offer you millions of dollars since it is being catfished by a Kenyan prince

citizennick > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/20/2016 at 13:13

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Original video started here

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:13

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What? How’d you come across this? I’m confused what’s going on.

yamahog > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:13

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You’d think the license plate would be a giveaway...

citizennick > Xyl0c41n3 10/20/2016 at 13:14

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Just wait til I get the screaming chicken on the hood 

citizennick > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/20/2016 at 13:14

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lol someone saw it and tagged me.

citizennick > yamahog 10/20/2016 at 13:15

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You would think so...

citizennick > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/20/2016 at 13:16

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I should check the spam folder in my email.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:16

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I love the gold wheels...

extraspecialbitter > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:16

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still waiting for that btw. it’s only right.

Xyl0c41n3 > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:17

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As long as it’s not another fricken sombrero and we’ll be alright, vato.

Remember, as Donald Trump says, we’re all a bunch of bad hombres (mujer, in my case). Don’t wanna go riling us up with all that unfunny cultural appropriation. We’ll rescind your taco privileges.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:18

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Reminds me of that Koenigsegg kid that Koenigsegg himself outed on Instagram.

Aside from scammers, I really wonder how poor a child’s self-esteem has to be to want to play pretend with someone else’s things...someone much older and who actually had time to, you know, earn money . Parents should definitely be a factor.

citizennick > Xyl0c41n3 10/20/2016 at 13:19

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That’s also my face if my taco privileges are taken away ):

Xyl0c41n3 > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:20

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You’re gettin’ close to crying Jordan, is all I’m saying.

citizennick > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 10/20/2016 at 13:20

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someone much older

Wow thanks /:

lol

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:25

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“I’m 356 years young!” - Dracula’s dating profile

citizennick > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 10/20/2016 at 13:26

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Reminds me of “What We Do in the Shadows”. Such a good movie!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:26

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You going to tell them about it or just watch?

citizennick > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/20/2016 at 13:27

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I commented “Lord, lol” and left it at that.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:31

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Perfect.

AR24-7 > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:35

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Nebraska>Nairobi. That proves it.

citizennick > AR24-7 10/20/2016 at 13:38

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It’s basically 3rd world country status to outsiders.

AR24-7 > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:40

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Yeah...

Wacko > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:41

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maybe he’s passing his order to his thief friends in the good old US of A.....

citizennick > AR24-7 10/20/2016 at 13:42

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If I had a dollar for every time someone asked if I had indoor plumbing, I’d have enough money to get indoor plumbing.

citizennick > Wacko 10/20/2016 at 13:43

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spanfucker retire bitch > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:44

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That’s fucking hilarious.

BorkBorkBjork > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 13:59

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I would own it. Put a kenyan flag sticker on your rear window.

iSureWilll > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 14:22

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I’ll help out...

................... Do you have indoor plumbing? .....................

:) Enjoy your next dollar!

RoboRed "The road to hell is paved with overturned Vanduras" > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 15:08

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lolwow

DipodomysDeserti > Xyl0c41n3 10/20/2016 at 15:47

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11th Commandment:

Thou shalt not bad mouth gold wheels.

sonicgabe > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 15:48

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You should message them and ask if they are interested in selling it.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 16:02

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Update???

citizennick > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 10/20/2016 at 16:37

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It’s still there. This guy has 10k followers and posts lots of random weird vehicles among other things. He’s like the poor mans version of Delorean on Facebook.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > citizennick 10/20/2016 at 16:39

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Waiting for him to post a picture of the gold Delorean and saying how it’s sitting in his garage when the only gold Delorean is actually in the Peterson

Edit: there were four I was wrong

yamahog > BorkBorkBjork 10/20/2016 at 17:49

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no can do, need all the visibility you can get in a Camaro