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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 10/16/2016 at 22:40 • Filed to: craigslist

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Using duct tape to cover rust on your fender. Also “Please don’t ask a lot of questions i will not answer.” Plausible deniability — in advance!

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CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/16/2016 at 22:43

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It’s a Toyota, and rest assured it will sell no matter what rust it has.

Agrajag > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/16/2016 at 22:50

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potential buyer: I like it. How much were you look........

seller: GUUARRRGHHHHH!!!!!!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/16/2016 at 22:50

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I haven’t seen you on any of my Vandura posts of late, but I have never been happier to be living in California than now, when I’ve bought a van that would surely have died of cancer 35 years ago. If not a bit sooner.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Agrajag 10/16/2016 at 22:55

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“I have cash in hand. When can I —”

“GOOD DAY, SIR!”

[angrily taps “end call”]

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/16/2016 at 23:01

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Good on you, sir. I fear my little pickup has maybe 10 years max left on the body. Which sounds like a long time until I find myself looking for another truck that won’t exist in any form at that point.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2016 at 00:46

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Rust is bad for cars.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2016 at 00:53

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What’s that smell?

I don’t think that tape is hiding rust. It may be holding trim on because of rust though.