Neighbors have their wifi unlocked. I can access their printer.

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Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/15/2016 at 23:20

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Print a traffic cone once every hour.


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10/15/2016 at 23:20

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Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/15/2016 at 23:22

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Halloween is approaching. Print some stuff in the middle of the night that will make them think it’s haunted. Like, randomly every few days or so.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/15/2016 at 23:28

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Send them messages from their ghost!


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10/15/2016 at 23:28

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Don’t see what’s the big deal about tha-* reads OPs username*

Oh. Well they’re fucked, then.


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10/15/2016 at 23:28

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Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/15/2016 at 23:28

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Take photos of complete darkness and print them.


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10/15/2016 at 23:39

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Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/15/2016 at 23:45

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Do it >:D

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Kinja'd!!! Leonardo DiCabriolet > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/15/2016 at 23:45

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Print the most utterly horrifying thing of all time

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Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/15/2016 at 23:52

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My dad does this.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Brickman
10/15/2016 at 23:59

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I came here to say the same thing.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/16/2016 at 00:02

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What have you printed for them?

I used to have some awful neighbors who had unsecured wifi and an open printer. I would send them random ASCII art in the middle of the night. I would also occasionally secure their wifi for them, which would result in the router being turned off and on a whole lot until they gave up. I would then put it back to unsecured. They were assholes. They would leave their dog tied up in the back yard with no ability to get to shade, and it’s water was from a running hose so the dog had to lap it up off the pool deck. I took great pleasure in fucking with them. I also called animal services on them.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/16/2016 at 00:07

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I can’t legally condone printing out the entire script of Jerry Seinfeld’s Bee Movie using their printer, but it is available on the web in an easily printable format.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/16/2016 at 00:15

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Obligatory:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Leonardo DiCabriolet
10/16/2016 at 00:25

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I’m not a shopping list; I’m a ghoooooost!


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10/16/2016 at 00:39

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Kinja'd!!! Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/16/2016 at 00:57

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It is time.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/16/2016 at 00:58

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James Harden couldn’t defend his printer either.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/16/2016 at 00:58

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you should totally print something boring and then knock on their door and ask for it.


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10/16/2016 at 01:16

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!
10/16/2016 at 01:18

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Just print cute cat pics, they will be wtf?? OR menus from local restaurants, all of them.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/17/2016 at 19:09

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OMG!!!!! YES PLEASE!!!!


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
10/17/2016 at 19:10

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This!!!