"extraspecialbitter" (extraspecialbitter)
10/04/2016 at 11:41 • Filed to: WHAT TO DO
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"extraspecialbitter" (extraspecialbitter)
10/04/2016 at 11:41 • Filed to: WHAT TO DO | 4
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Why did this have to work?
I have a problem with my dress shirts wanting to escape my pants any given moment. I was told that if I tuck my undershirt into my underwear, then tuck my shirt into my pants, my dress shirt would look 100 and fire emojis.
I tested it today.
I look sexy.
But I don’t feel sexy.
citizennick
> extraspecialbitter
10/04/2016 at 11:46 |
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Are you tall/skinny? I have that problem and it’s usually from a poor design in the shoulder area.
I’ve had shirts tailored (it’s really not that expensive) that fit amazingly and don’t try and come untucked throughout the day.
Tristan
> extraspecialbitter
10/04/2016 at 11:48 |
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I’m 6'7". Shirt garters are my only hope... so uncomfortable, but they do make me look damn good.
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extraspecialbitter
> citizennick
10/04/2016 at 11:52 |
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tailored, eh? interdasting...
i’ll give it a shot
StoneCold
> extraspecialbitter
10/04/2016 at 11:54 |
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Just tried it now.
Damn it, you are correct.
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extraspecialbitter
> Tristan
10/04/2016 at 11:54 |
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is that elastic, or a loose cloth?
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Tristan
> extraspecialbitter
10/04/2016 at 11:58 |
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Elastic. I strongly recommend the stirrup style as shown. The alternative style clips to the top of your socks and provides the added benefit of keeping your socks up, but with the very strong possibility of one of those clips coming loose and flying upwards towards your gentleman parts.
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extraspecialbitter
> Tristan
10/04/2016 at 12:00 |
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lol.
so what does it look like when you sit down? i imagine the elastic just wants to go straight from point A to point B.
TysMagic
> citizennick
10/04/2016 at 12:00 |
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I was going to say something similar, mostly that it just sounds like poorly fitted clothing. Doesn’t even need to be tailor, just a step up in quality of the dress shirt seems to make a world of difference for me.
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extraspecialbitter
> StoneCold
10/04/2016 at 12:03 |
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confidence is at minus 100 emoji.
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Tristan
> extraspecialbitter
10/04/2016 at 12:06 |
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When you sit they attempt to go straight, but are stopped from doing so by your pants (assuming you are wearing pants). They just pull the fabric down at your knees... they’re not too noticeable when you’re sitting.
CalzoneGolem
> extraspecialbitter
10/04/2016 at 12:11 |
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But I’ve been programmed to not tuck my shirt into my underwear by 100s of days of evolution!
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extraspecialbitter
> CalzoneGolem
10/04/2016 at 12:13 |
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i know! it’s weird! i don’t wanna do this!
itschrome
> extraspecialbitter
10/04/2016 at 13:08 |
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If this is an issue your shirts or pants are not properly sized.
Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
> extraspecialbitter
10/04/2016 at 14:19 |
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Like anything, if you do it daily, it eventually stops being uncomfortable and starts being second nature.
-a public educator who tucks his undershirt into his underwear without even thinking anymore because dress shirt.