Please be real

"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee) 09/30/2015 at 09:49 • Filed to: None

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Scary__goongala! 09/30/2015 at 09:56

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Also, Navy: swimming pool. Seems legit.

Punk_Girl_98 > Scary__goongala! 09/30/2015 at 09:57

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OMG!

Chariotoflove > Scary__goongala! 09/30/2015 at 10:01

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This should be in the plot of an 80s college movie. The raccoon was angry because he woke up and realized all the foreplay wasn’t going to lead anywhere. He felt jealous and frustrated at being used. DAMHIK

pip bip - choose Corrour > Scary__goongala! 09/30/2015 at 10:03

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i’m hoping so too.

Roman Savchuk > Scary__goongala! 09/30/2015 at 10:04

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I hope raccoon is ok

Scary__goongala! > Roman Savchuk 09/30/2015 at 10:07

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I’m sure the raccoon could swim.

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Scary__goongala! 09/30/2015 at 10:10

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Anyone ever try capturing a raccoon? With your bare hands? I call BS.

Scary__goongala! > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! 09/30/2015 at 10:24

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Never underestimate the abilities of someone who is intoxicated.

jariten1781 > Scary__goongala! 09/30/2015 at 10:43

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Nor a 1st Class. Guys who make it that far can be quite resourceful (and can get quite drunk). Had one that was running late to muster after a long night steal a groundskeepers mule after the cab dropped him off at the gate and off road it to the pier. Made muster, ended up on restriction anyway...you know, for stealin’ a vehicle haha.

ranwhenparked > Scary__goongala! 09/30/2015 at 18:37

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This is the most amazing thing I’ve read all week, and that includes the Mars water thing.