The Asshole in the Allanté

Kinja'd!!! "CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)" (ccpbb)
09/29/2015 at 22:30 • Filed to: None

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Nice little story about an Allanté that decided to tailgate me, brake check me, and stay with me even as I pushed my car to redline within less of a mile of a police station.

I was heading to a volleyball game to support a friend (they’re good) and was heading down a highway ish road. I was going a good 55 when an Allanté pulled behind me and stayed on my back pretty closely. I gave no shits and drove rather casually. I stopped at the stop light and pulled out in a demure way. I speed to the speed limit and I notice this guy is on my tail. So my defensive driving kicks in and I hammer the throttle in 2nd to redline and shift to third. Kinda want to get away from this nut. He’s scooted to the left lane and I’m trying to scoot over, and he tries to close that gap as I’m trying to change lanes. So I slow down, because I didn’t want to fuck with a cocaine white Allanté and that this guy seemed a bit fucked up.

I changed lanes to the left lane, then he brake checks me (barely or his brakes are shit). So I don’t really give a shit at this point. So after I brake, I stomp on my clutch and rev (disclosure: my stock exhaust is loud) as I literally can not give any shits. He pulls to the right and gives me a glare. I do a shrugging motion.

Did my “Hoonigan Kill All tires” license plate frame piss him off? Or was it the exhaust? Or was it just me? This guy had a slick ass Allanté. No faded/blurry headlights but he put in xeons. Bodywork was perfect from the mirror. Crazy motherfucker.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
09/29/2015 at 22:33

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Allantés are fucking awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Your boy, BJR
09/29/2015 at 22:41

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what a bittersweet sight from that GM dealer I worked for...

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Last car I ever saw grace that shop..


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
09/29/2015 at 22:44

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sorry, man. I hope you find another job!


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Your boy, BJR
09/29/2015 at 22:45

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I've been on curbside classics a lot, and surprisingly the Allanté is pretty awesome with its hand built bodywork and massive V8 in the front.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Your boy, BJR
09/29/2015 at 22:50

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My Grandma bought one new. She hated it with a passion.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
09/29/2015 at 22:52

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I’m on the hunt.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
09/29/2015 at 22:54

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if this we’re me in the GLI, the alante would not have kept up ;)


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/29/2015 at 23:03

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I have 30 hp less from you but I have 70 less torque....:(


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
09/29/2015 at 23:06

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They are indeed.

It’s the drivers you gotta worry about.


Kinja'd!!! Hahaburned > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/29/2015 at 23:29

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At least his car isnt sitting in a repair shop right now...


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
09/29/2015 at 23:43

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heh, my car isn't stock man! I'm at 255hp and 290ft-lbs. if you we're looking at the stock numbers in your comment, that puts you at 85hp less and 160 (!!!) ft-lbs less


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/29/2015 at 23:47

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lucky...that’s a lotus supercharger on full boost or a turbo setup that both requires toughened internals..


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/29/2015 at 23:49

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I remember when they first came out and my dad said, “it’s like an eldorado with the quality of a fiero.”

They really were shit.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
09/29/2015 at 23:57

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and for me all it took was an ECU reflash ;)

Still, those matrices are decent cars, and with the 2ZZ they rev to the moon! :D


Kinja'd!!! McMike > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
09/30/2015 at 05:36

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So my defensive driving kicks in and I hammer the throttle in 2nd to redline and shift to third. Kinda want to get away from this nut.

Pulling over and letting him go is also a defensive move. I would rather have my crazy motherfuckers in front of me so I can keep an eye on them.