Totally thought that said "Poland" not "Portland"

"willkinton247" (willkinton247) 09/28/2015 at 13:59 • Filed to: WaterDieselGazi, BenDieselGate

15

37

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:00

1

I’m now less shocked, because at first I too thought it said Poland.

DoYouEvenShift > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:05

0

Time to buy a Suburban.

functionoverfashion > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:06

0

Time to debadge.

McMike > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:07

2

Well, at least they used paper and not something like polar bear blood.

Jcarr > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:08

1

Busybody idiots who need to get a life.

Ash78, voting early and often > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:08

0

Can’t see the link, but I assume we’re talking about that Portlandball webcomic?

OPPOsaurus WRX > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:08

4

how much paper and ink was used to do this. while somewhat humorous, its such a waste of materials time and effort. if they are that concerned about the environment they go pick up some trash or something. At this point i’m also pretty sure the owner is well aware of whats going on.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:09

6

Ah yes. Over-opinionated hipster douchebags, does your douche-baggery know no limits? I wonder if they know how much pollution belches from the massive container ship that transported their Prius over to the US so that they can ride around with that false sense of superiority...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:09

3

Time to start replacing TDI with TSi badges.

DrJohannVegas > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:10

0

More than a Suburban, you say?

(Ok, I know all the dimensions on which this is wrong, but the level of smugness in that note has broken my desire for argumentative accuracy. Normal programming to resume soon.)

dogisbadob > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:11

0

Me too!

not for canada - australian in disguise > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:11

0

Portland cannot into TDi.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:12

30

sympathetic and concerned citizen

They spelled “smug and witless little shit of an oxygen thief” wrong.

GTI Sprinks > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:14

0

Bahaha fuck that person.

M54B30 > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:16

0

I would idle outside their house for fun

LongbowMkII > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:16

1

I recant. VW, choke us all to death with your putrid diesel fumes.

PS9 > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:18

9

Oh bloody hell, this is more smug than an S class full of drug company executives getting high of each other’s farts. As if you can just jump out of that huge multi-year, multi-month agreement you have with the financing agency just because Portland Oregon no longer approves of your means of conveyance.

It’s not the driver’s fault VW lied about the performance of their products. don’t go after them you segway riding, Kombucha drinking, special browning chewing, munchie craving, man-bun wearing car vadalizing dillweeds. Oh, and ‘Founded by Nazis’ yeah, yeah. Henry Ford was an Anti-Semite, and cheap electronics are made with Chinese slave labor. There’s an asshole behind all of the things you love if you look hard enough.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:20

1

When I borrowed my mate’s TDI and most of our friends were out at 38th street, some punk attempted to pull something similar... Just as we were on our way out of an indie Pho restaurant.

Dude looked like he was ready to wet himself in fright - not that I’d blame him, really .

Where have all the lightweights gone? > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:20

2

Considering Portland was the city where other “concerned citizens” torched Hummer dealerships to protest their mileage, I am not one bit surprised. In fact, I’m actually disappointed it took as long as it did!

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:21

1

Personally, I’m way more concerned with the amount of smug that the person who left that note is emitting than whatever the TDI is putting out.

The funny part is they probably drive a Prius, the manufacturing process of which put out a lot pollution than driving that TDI.

Person who left that note should be hit by a bus though. A big ‘ol diesel burning bus.

crowmolly > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:22

1

Funny that it was printed on a computer. You know, because of IBM pioneering that industry while also having a history helping the Nazis get better organized in their concentration camps.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:33

1

Wow, I can’t believe this note let alone the nazi addition. These are the same people that buy the diesels and run veggie or bio. I mostly hate them because they buy W123s and never wash them or do any maintenance, seems like they enjoy displaying a Merc that is totally run down.

coelacanthist > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:33

0

Moron... Ford wrote a book called The International Jew: The Worlds Foremost Problem. The first beetles were built by the British whilst liberating Europe from the nazzis, otherwise we would likely have never heard of Volkswagen. Do they go around telling ford owners that their car was designed by an anti-Semite?

Ike > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:45

0

Did some one sit at home, print out a bunch of these and think I’m going to go out and change the world! If so they are insane; if not they are an asshole; please assholes, don't be assholes

ly2v8-Brian > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/28/2015 at 14:47

1

Well said good sir.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 14:48

0

CONTROVERSIAL (FOR OPPO) OPINION:

VW were bigger dicks by engineering their cars to lie than this guy was for leaving the flyer.

RallyWrench > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/28/2015 at 14:53

2

Phase 1: Buy all the “S” badges in VW inventory.

Phase 2:

Phase 3: Profit?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PanchoVilleneuve ST 09/28/2015 at 15:04

2

I’m more inclined to support dickery for a purpose other than “makes me warm and self-content like shitting in my diaper when I was three”. This? This is that latter. Plus which, “bleeding” logo. No person who was not completely insufferable has ever used one for their enemy - this goes for the actual Nazis straight on through to the Outspan orange protesters and the modern day anti-semites.

Funktheduck > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 15:04

0

a little funny but mostly angering. People need to mind their own damn business.

Coty > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 15:08

0

I read the whole post and the note like it said Poland.

Frank Grimes > willkinton247 09/28/2015 at 16:42

2

ughh I can’t imagine the boring life someone has to spend time and money printing those stupid flyers. Do people not get told to mind their own business anymore?

SubiSanchez > PS9 09/28/2015 at 17:05

1

Epic rant. I lost it at “man-bun wearing”

But yes many people in Portland feel entitled to dictate what is correct and not for other people.

willkinton247 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/29/2015 at 08:47

0

More story?

willkinton247 > Ash78, voting early and often 09/29/2015 at 08:48

0

Can you see the link now? It’s worth it.

willkinton247 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/29/2015 at 08:48

0

I wish this was from Poland. If it was from Poland, it would be way more funny.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > willkinton247 09/29/2015 at 14:14

0

To which?

willkinton247 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/29/2015 at 14:56

0

The punk kid?