Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
09/23/2015 at 18:30 • Filed to: None

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Kill it with fire Lincoln and replace it with this:

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > JR1
09/23/2015 at 18:31

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Barf. I would sink Lincoln into the ocean if Cadillac were to give us the Elmiraj.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > JR1
09/23/2015 at 18:37

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Or, kill both.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > JR1
09/23/2015 at 18:40

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Want a 7-passenger family crossover? Too bad, spend three times as much on a convertible instead!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > JR1
09/23/2015 at 18:45

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I was picked up by one of these the other day. The ride isn’t bad - it’s the new Town Car. For what it is, and what it’s designed to do, it’s fine. I mean hell - build the convertible as well, but the car is fine for the purpose.


Kinja'd!!! El Rivinado > JR1
09/23/2015 at 18:54

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It's basically Lincoln's SRX at this point.


Kinja'd!!! Earnest The Betrayer > JR1
09/23/2015 at 19:12

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Everytime I see one of these on the street I think there must be a funeral procession coming.....you know, due to the overweight hearse rolling by and all.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > JR1
09/23/2015 at 19:25

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Wrong car

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Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > JR1
09/23/2015 at 19:46

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The interiors of MKTs are great (only after Lincoln figured out touch sensitive panels are terrible for HVAC). I’d buy one because I imagine its super comfy to eat highway miles and lots of room for kid+dogs. Plus it meets all my wants for my next car - xenon, nav, great stereo, heated seats/steering wheel but A/C seats and self parking are icing on the cake

Ugly as shit, yes, but i don’t see that from the (air conditioned) seat I’m sitting in.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Party-vi
09/23/2015 at 20:11

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You can leave now


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/23/2015 at 20:11

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We NEED an American luxury convertible.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/23/2015 at 20:12

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And look all the better and classier driving it down the road!


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Steve in Manhattan
09/23/2015 at 20:12

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But I want a town car not a crossover. But yes they are excellent just a little too boring.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
09/23/2015 at 20:14

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I would take one of those if it was a convertible. Hell let’s be real here I would take one of those and be supremely happy.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > M54B30
09/23/2015 at 20:15

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They do have outstanding interiors and space. I will not argue with that. I am sure I would enjoy the driving experience just not the looks.


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > JR1
09/23/2015 at 20:29

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That’s my game plan - close my eyes walking up to and appreciate it once I’m inside.

Black MKTs are the least offensive, if that’s a thing.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Earnest The Betrayer
09/23/2015 at 21:11

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Reminds me of that poem:

When the big black car comes rolling by,
you know someone’s going to die...


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > JR1
09/23/2015 at 21:14

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Fair enough - but when you get a ride home that’s paid for, you’re less picky. Best black car? Toyota Highlander, OG Town Car, and once they sent a Lexus 600hL. That was probably the best.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > JR1
09/23/2015 at 21:40

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OK, then redesign it so it doesn't look like a squished MKZ. Or whatever the MK(Edge) is called.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > M54B30
09/23/2015 at 23:00

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I could agree to that


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > JR1
09/24/2015 at 11:10

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Still like it, don’t care.

Did you see my message yesterday?


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/24/2015 at 11:17

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Nope I just got it.