As the kids these days say...

Kinja'd!!! "Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow" (chriskf)
09/22/2015 at 19:57 • Filed to: None

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I can’t even.

Just try to read through the whole thing. The combination of stance life kids mixed with a journalist who clearly knows nothing about cars is almost painful.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
09/22/2015 at 20:03

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What do you mean he knows nothing about cars? He’s calling the FR-S by its true name!

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/s


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
09/22/2015 at 20:05

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#STANCENATION brah!


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
09/22/2015 at 20:09

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It’s mostly about the shitty roads but the last line is best.

“And I’m like, ‘I know.’”


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
09/22/2015 at 20:10

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Love myself some Toyota Scions.


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > MrDakka
09/22/2015 at 20:12

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Hard parkin’ fo lyfe, dawg!


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
09/22/2015 at 20:20

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Suarez spent $20,000 to customize his 2014 Civic, including $500 on custom-made headlights from Dubai.

The car is leased.

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Kinja'd!!! this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
09/22/2015 at 20:26

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Ria Duenas cannot drive her Toyota Scion in the snow.

This should be a thing.

Pullin’ up in my Nissan Infinity looking like a boss. My Pulsar has more leather than your Pulsar.

Got that VAG Gaulfdi S3 for that suburban second child street cred. Volkswagens are for poor people.

Rocking the Ford Town Carown Victoria McConaughey Edition for the extra executive ride to the airport. Taxis are so not classy.

Fuck yeah gonna paint an American flag on my Fiat Chrysler Jeep and drive to a polling station to vote for closed borders. Straight outta Mohab Melfi , yo.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
09/22/2015 at 20:27

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I’d still stance a car and I don’t care what anyone says!


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > XJDano
09/22/2015 at 20:44

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Modifying a car you’re leasing is incredibly stupid.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
09/22/2015 at 20:45

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Immediately, I see this:

“Lowriders”

“Toyota Scion”

I am going to read it now. Comment on a bit.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/22/2015 at 20:48

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$20K in mods...for a leased car...

BUT YOU COULD HAVE HAD A CAR YOU OWN FOR THAT!! NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gah, the stupid is so fucking galling here!


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Tohru
09/22/2015 at 20:52

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At least he understands that.

I just feel sorry for the poor saps and their credit, you don't just get $25K with of mods.