Things EssExTee hates #823

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/21/2015 at 21:47 • Filed to: None

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Games that give you this bullshit rather than actual specs.

(Slick $kaybait menu screen for your troubles)

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/21/2015 at 21:50

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C’MON BRO IT GETS 4/8 BARS SPEED, GAWDDDDDD.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/21/2015 at 22:01

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I’m always confused by the weight. Does more bars equal a higher weight, or do they mean a better (lighter) weight?

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/21/2015 at 22:18

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Yes! Specially when the game involves some sort of tuning option and you have to keep wondering how much is too much when tuning suspension settings, brake bias, steering and so on and so forth. Like, should I manually add more load to the front springs than the rear ones, or does THE BAR already take into account that the front spring values, if they existed, would be naturally higher than the rear ones? Does that rationale work with mid or rear engined cars, or I have to reverse the whole setup?

thedevilinside > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/21/2015 at 23:01

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Actual specs in games aren’t always right either. :-)

But real made up numbers are better for selecting a car/upgrades in a game.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/21/2015 at 23:21

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That game is a classic.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 09/22/2015 at 00:11

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It’s on Steam right now for $4.99. It is quite fun once you look past the heinous rubberbanding that makes an F150 as fast as an RS200.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2015 at 07:06

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Ohhh yes, if there’s one thing that game does often, it’s rubberband racing.