I'm Sitting Here in Houston...

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 09/18/2015 at 21:55 • Filed to: I Haz Sadz

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...When all I want to be doing is hanging out with Opponauts in Austin.

Mostly because my kids were little heathens at dinner tonight as well. Pretty sure my wife wanted to be having drinks with friends instead of constantly telling our kids to stop playing with their silverware/hold your fork correctly/get out from underneath the table/take your napkin off of your head/put your soup bowl down and use a spoon you're not a cave girl/stop arguing with each other/no you can't go to the bathroom again you've already been twice/I said to take your napkin off your head/act like little ladies too.

jkm7680 > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 21:58

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Bill Nye, is that you?

PatBateman > jkm7680 09/18/2015 at 22:01

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Bill Nye would have done some kind of science experiment with his Lo Mein to keep the kids entertained. I do not possess that skill set, unfortunately.

jkm7680 > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 22:05

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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

$kaycog > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 22:06

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There, there now.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 22:09

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Here I am sitting here not drinking on my 21st because I have no friends here yet.

Jcarr > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 22:09

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Was your wife talking to you while you were trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape?

PatBateman > $kaycog 09/18/2015 at 22:14

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Meatloaf’s man boobs are by far the best/worst picture you’ve ever posted.

Brava, ma'am. Bra-va.

PatBateman > Jcarr 09/18/2015 at 22:15

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Genesis, actually.

PatBateman > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/18/2015 at 22:16

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It’s not considered alcoholism if you’re alone and it’s your 21st birthday.

Also, happy birthday! NOW DRINK.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 22:16

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Sitting here in San Antonio with two obnoxious little kids who can’t behave at dinner or bedtime instead of going to Austin.

My son is in his room playing with wooden cars instead of sleeping like he’s supposed to be. I’m torn on if I should encourage sleeping or playing with cars...

$kaycog > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 22:20

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Sorry you’re not in Austin.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 22:25

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My family is in the den, my Grandma is in town, so after they leave the den, my parents will still be in there. All exits are blocked. My window is blocked by pompus grass, so I’m SOL for now.

PatBateman > $kaycog 09/18/2015 at 22:26

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:) Thank you. So am I, but I'll cope.

Jcarr > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 22:27

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That movie is worth the watch for the musical references alone.

Spaceball-Two > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 23:05

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I’m going to crack another Scotch Ale and put on Huey Lewis and the News Sports. Just for you buddy.

But yeah my 8 week old will not go down for the night. So I guess I have some shit to look forward to.

PatBateman > Spaceball-Two 09/18/2015 at 23:15

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I have three kids. The best advice I can give you is not to have three kids.

Two is good, though.

Spaceball-Two > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 23:17

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Yeah we’ll probably go one more. I’m just glad I got the boy on the first round. I have buddies with two and three girls and are contemplating going for another just hoping they get that boy.

PatBateman > Spaceball-Two 09/18/2015 at 23:20

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I have three daughters. Zero sons.

Pray for me.

Spaceball-Two > PatBateman 09/18/2015 at 23:27

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