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Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
09/17/2015 at 08:13 • Filed to: None

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i’m listening to the radio (i guess technically i’m listening to the internet which is streaming the radio) one of the bits the show does is reporting the police report for the week from the hometown of the host. The town is west of Boston, pretty wealthy but also pretty far out there. One of the crime reports came from a woman who called the police to report that her fog lights had been stolen off of her car. When the cops came out, they determined that the car was never equipped with fog lights.

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Kinja'd!!! facw > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/17/2015 at 08:41

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Just as well, if she had them, she’d definitely be the type to leave them on at all times regardless of conditions.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > facw
09/17/2015 at 09:06

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That’s me.


Kinja'd!!! BKosher84 > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/17/2015 at 11:36

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Suspicion, Mayfield Road:

Around 2 a.m. Aug. 7, a woman reported she was in front of Aldi’s talking to a flying pig that flew down from the sky. She said she did not know her name or address and was all by herself. Officers tried unsuccessfully to locate the woman, who further said she was in an alternate dimension and would receive a ride home from the pig. Officers were also unable to retrieve the coordinates of the call through a 911 map.

This happened in the town I live in a couple of weeks ago.. Swear to freaking god.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > BKosher84
09/17/2015 at 12:50

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i gutta ask, Florida?


Kinja'd!!! BKosher84 > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/17/2015 at 12:55

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Nope, Ohio.