Holy Shit! Someone Actually Got a Vemma BMW!

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
09/16/2015 at 15:00 • Filed to: Vemma

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It has been pretty well known by now that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (see this FW1? You’re next!) But for a long time now, I’ve always thought that the BMW was a lie. Apparently this guy (who may or may not be hated by friends and classmates, as betraying your friends is the kind of shady crap Vemma promotes) made it to the BMW level. Mind you, the BMW is just a lease. Oh...you thought they would actually *give* these people a BMW?

It’s a 3-Series Convertible with giant Vemma decals along the side, a Verve decal in the rear window, and another Vemma logo on the right side of the rear window. Guy was weaving through traffic, so I lost him almost immediately. Smoked out taillights because...asshole.

Looking at the Vemma sites, the car is legit. Has the same exact decal on the side as the car below.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Mercedes Streeter
09/16/2015 at 15:03

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Now he’s doing free advertising?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Mercedes Streeter
09/16/2015 at 15:04

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I saw something similar to this at the mall but it was a 5 series.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Mercedes Streeter
09/16/2015 at 15:04

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I think they give you a payment either for lease or financing a car. There’s a C-Class on my college campus with these logos.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
09/16/2015 at 15:08

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From what I read on their site long ago, they give you a certain amount of money to go towards a lease of a high-end vehicle (originally a BMW, but now they branched out to Mercedes and Audi). If they give you $500/mo and your lease is $600/mo, you pay $100/mo. Of course, it is a lease, so you’re potentially screwed at lease-end...especially with all the miles you’re going to be putting on it!


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Mercedes Streeter
09/16/2015 at 15:15

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Someone has no friends left thanks to vemma but he has his ‘beemer’


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Mercedes Streeter
09/16/2015 at 15:15

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Fucking Vemma douches..... Some kid from HS asked me if I wanted to sell Vemma. When I told him I already had a good job/career and that sales were the last thing I wanted to do, he gave me some kind of backhanded snark comment about how some people must not want money.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Mattbob
09/16/2015 at 15:21

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The really sad thing is that Vemma doesn’t even get a quarter of its profit from selling the drinks. The drinks are just a cover for the shady stuff that’s happening in plain sight.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Mercedes Streeter
09/16/2015 at 15:24

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There are always some people in pyramid schemes that get all the money.

A friend of mine once fell into one, and his “superior” (or whatever they’re called) has an E60 M5 (new at the time) and still rolls around in it with the stickers, even though the company was officially closed in 2013.

I wonder if this is some sort of badge of honor for these guys.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Mercedes Streeter
09/16/2015 at 15:24

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Fun story, I’ve worked directly with the head of Vemma for some advertising of theirs. Its certainly not the worst tasting of these miracle super fruit drinks people are hawking. Its still a rediculous thing to do for money. I’ve interviewed so many of these “star members”...funny thing is they usually all seem to drive LExus GS’


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Mercedes Streeter
09/16/2015 at 15:55

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Holy crap there is one that cruises around near me too...I always wondered what it was all about


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Mercedes Streeter
09/16/2015 at 16:19

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The only reason I’m aware of this Vemma shit, is because of the asshat parking of BEA5T MO in southern California, I saw here.

I believe that is a CVS parking lot he’s in.

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