This is just getting stupid

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 09/15/2015 at 16:35 • Filed to: None

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14 feet? Really....? I’m trying to understand....

Bandit > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:38

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So it’s three feet shorter than my Trans Am? That doesn’t seem too big. Or is that the problem?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Bandit 09/15/2015 at 16:39

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I wouldn’t have an issue if it didn’t have that badge on it probably...

HammerheadFistpunch > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:40

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I’m actually genuinely surprised its only 14 feet of complaining about how minis aren’t tiny, I expected 20 or more feet of complaining. Also, Range Rovers that don’t rove the range?! Pathfinders that can’t find the path?! Corvettes without deck guns?! Whats this world coming too...

Just giving you a hard time.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:40

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This

Tareim - V8 powered > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:41

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The word Mini got lost in translation into German

McMike > Bandit 09/15/2015 at 16:41

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Your Trans Am is Trans Am not Mini.

lone_liberal > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:41

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In this case, Mini is a brand not an adjective.

duurtlang > Bandit 09/15/2015 at 16:42

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It means it’s closer in length to your Trans Am than to the original Mini, which actually was mini .

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > HammerheadFistpunch 09/15/2015 at 16:42

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this is madness!!!

MultiplaOrgasms > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:42

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At least it has a historic inspiration.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:45

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Alright, so it’s against the name, but are we really here complaining about someone making brown manual wagon with a three cylinder turbo and barn doors?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/15/2015 at 16:45

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something something unreliable

something something over priced

something something I’m not a real Oppo

duurtlang > MultiplaOrgasms 09/15/2015 at 16:46

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The maxi is shorter than the ‘Mini’ pictured above though.

Tareim - V8 powered > lone_liberal 09/15/2015 at 16:47

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but the name/brand was built on the adjective

marshknute > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:48

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I don’t see the problem. It’s a damn good looking wagon with as much utility as most crossovers, with brown paint, a turbocharged engine and a manual.

Oh wait, it’s called a MINI? Fuck this car then. Naming something that huge a MINI is as dumb as driving a Chevy Tahoe anywhere that isn’t Lake Tahoe.

**That last paragraph was sarcasm. This MINI hate is beyond stupid.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:49

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The way Kinja crops the images on the main page, I thought that was a Ford Flex for a minute... but then 14 feet is at least a little shorter than a Ford Flex. similar colors, similar wheels...

MINI is all caps perhaps to differentiate it from the contracted adjective form of miniature, unless describing something as a moderately sized alternative to something HUGE... and those are the only two objects in the pool of consideration.

Miniature relative to what? That Ford Flex, is what.

ttyymmnn > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:50

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Just change the name to Maxi and be done with it.

lone_liberal > Tareim - V8 powered 09/15/2015 at 16:50

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True, but the market is the boss and the market wants...this.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:52

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Madness?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:54

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I don’t care about the whole MINIs aren’t mini deal, but that is an ugly vehicle right there.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 09/15/2015 at 16:55

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I like it from the side view...then I see the horrid front face

Wacko > HammerheadFistpunch 09/15/2015 at 16:55

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I’ll have you know many paths where found with my 2014 pathfinder. I found the path to work, the mall, the doctors office....

Just for you i’m calling mine a Pathfounder.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 16:58

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That is half a foot longer than my wife’s 2010 Honda Fit. and 8 inches longer than a new one.

But I’m part of the problem. I love the Countryman

andI also really liked the old Clubman. But whats worse than the size of the new Clubman? The taillights. ew.

the old Clubman looked so much more unique and it didn’t have monstrously large tailights.

HammerheadFistpunch > Wacko 09/15/2015 at 16:58

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I accept this honor.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/15/2015 at 16:59

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anything pre catfish face I actually really liked...and despite my hate for their size, I have a lust for a Cooper S/anything Mini

Übel > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 17:01

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“MINI isn’t mini!” is starting to reach “Evolution is just a theory” levels of absurd pedantism.

Cash Rewards > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 17:15

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The MINI brand’s biggest car is a couple inches bigger than a golf (168 vs 165). This isn’t a big deal.

MultiplaOrgasms > duurtlang 09/15/2015 at 17:21

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Duh, thats what the MAXI is all about.

and 100 more > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 17:22

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MINI =/= mini

and 100 more > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 09/15/2015 at 17:23

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Damn, they do look similar, in profile at least!

BKosher84 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/15/2015 at 17:27

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With a MINI you get the cost of BMW ownership but not the quality..

*Previous jaded MINI Clubman owner*