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Give me the make and model of your car, and I’ll profile what kind of person would drive it!
Don’t get offended pls k thx bai.
I drive an Audi A6. Which is the official car of sketchy clinic doctors.
Also, if you drive a Miata, your answer is “hairdresser.”
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Dodge Dart GT (6MT)
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This should be fun:
Harley Davidson Road King
VW Vanagon
Austin Mini
Jaguar E-Type
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2010 Renault Twingo 1.2
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1995 F150 XLT 4x4.
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1972 Cutlass Supreme
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1999 Toyota 4Runner SR5. 2wd. 4sp auto.
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Best Buy salesperson. Your name is Steve, you are 23 years of age and are an electronics engineering major.
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2012 Mercedes C250 Coupe
Also 2006 Dodge Charger RT
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While I don’t drive yet, here are my parents cars:
2013 Nissan Leaf SL
2008 Honda Odyssey EX-L
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Kia Optima LX
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2005 Pontiac Grand Prix GT
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You wear plaid button down shirts and dislike Japanese cars with a burning passion.
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You know what to do.
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You are a manager at Tesco and don’t like paying for gas.
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You tow a lot of shit, you wear hats a lot.
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Kia Optima LX, 6AT.
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You work at Bass Pro Shops and are 5 ‘10.
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2013 Dodge Challenger R/T
Bright red, 5spd auto, Leather seats, Flowmaster 40s
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1. You can determine bugs by their species, not by how they look. But how they taste.
2. You like stealth camping and Volkswagen T-Shirts.
3. You are Mr. Bean.
4. You are a baller.
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1998 Cadillac Eldorado.
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E39 528i (5spd)
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ohh...
2010 Audi A3 TDI
2009 Lexus Is 250 AWD (bloth cars blacked out and lexus is on ‘rimz’
and my ride: 2009 Suzuki SV650S motorcycle
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SVT Focus (6MT)
Saturn Astra (5MT)
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Focus ST
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You wear dark Aviators, baseball hats and red plaid shirts. Your name is Steve.
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1998 M3 Sedan Automatic
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1980 2wd toyota pickup longbed?
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2010 Chevy Colorado V8 LT Crew Cab 4x4
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2014 Dodge Ram 1500 5.7 HEMI 4X4
2015 Jeep Cherokee Trailhawk
1999 Ford F-150 V6, RWD
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You are the PR person for a great big fat man that you don’t like. His name is Jonathan. He’s a dick.
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That’s a pretty good stereotype
How about my 01 V10 Excursion?
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2007 Mazdaspeed 3
I also have a 1995 Miata but you already answered that.
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Your name is Belinda. You go to UVA and daddy didn’t buy you that 3-Series you wanted, so you burned his house down.
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1998 Honda Civic sedan base model
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1995 4Runner, autotragic, 4WD, 4 inch lift, and shitty aftermarket exhaust.
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That’s what I’m doing wrong.
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2013 Subaru WRX (in bright orange)
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You are a construction site manager. You don’t get out of the car, you give directions by cracking the window and yelling orders into your Nextel Motorolla i560.
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Harsh.
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2003 Lincoln ls
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1. You are 34 and work in a cubicle but intend to move on to your own office soon. You like watching Mike & Molly and haven’t had an oil change in 20,000 miles.
2. You are a strip club manager and aspire for 22 inch rims.
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You are a 9th grade teacher. Your husband is a bank manager.
You are a 23 year old male who took too long.
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You work in a small bank as the regional manager.
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Infiniti I30
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You wear flatbill hats and plaster monster energy stickers on literally everything.
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2014 Beetle R-Line Manual
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See other 4Runner reply
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Haha I could actually see that.
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The Vtec just kicked in Yo.
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Close enough.
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You have blacked out Mazda badges
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hmmm
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The Sunnydale retirement home towed it from a lot
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Close. I partially debadged it!
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You’re a MIT student
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1. You tell everybody about the benefits of Diesel.
2. You work at a nail salon, but don’t give happy endings
3. You hate cagers
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1. 2010 Camaro SS 6MT - blacked out, LED lights
2. 1989 Cadillac Brougham - Gray on gray
3. 1985 Chevy C/K truck - stock
4. 1999 Silverado - White, lifted, straight pipe, HID
5. 2015 Aston Martin Vanquish Volante - Silver
6. The Beast of Turin
7. 1988 Chevy Van - White, no windows
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2013 Scion FR-S
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I was thinking more businessman in his early/mid thirties. Sales rep, maybe?
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1. You insist it’s faster than the Focus ST.
2. You are a Chevrolet salesman in Bozeman Montana.
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1993 Sentra SE-R
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Oooh, do me! Do me!
1. Mercedes CLK 200 Kompressor (manual)
2. Fiat 126p
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You like Rota wheels and track days. You tell everybody that it doesn’t have Prius tires but they don’t believe you.
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You are a 23 year old intern at a business firm.
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04 Golf R32
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You want a wing.
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You are a dryer salesman.
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You build shit.
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You always drive around with shit in the bed so your family will stop asking to borrow it
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You wear flatbill hats sometimes.
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Funny, I thought that would've fit Ben Rolland's Deville better.
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1994 BMW 325i Convertible
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1. You work at a beauty salon.
2. You live in Slovakia or something
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You only buy American and strongly dislike hipsters.
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This should be fun.
2015 Subaru Outback 2.5i Premium, BUT... with WRX wheels, JDM front grille, custom leather interior, and license tag number: SUBAROO.
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Your convertible top is a convertible top when it’s up.
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His car was in the same lot and also was towed.
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Modified, Automatic Ford Focus SE Wagon.
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/ded
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Whoa.
The actual facts:
I don’t dislike rotas.
I autocross a lot.
They’re not Prius tires anymore but I did use the shit out of those hockey pucks.
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1993 525i
2000 Saab 9-5 wagon
1965 Dodge Dart 2 door hardtop
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You are 22. You like JDM shit. You work at Starbucks part time.
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1. You inherited the car from your great Uncle Wilbur.
2. You have two kids and work at Costco.
3. In your mind, you wish for a V8
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1985 Jaguar XJ6
and/or
1976 Alfa Romeo Spider
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18. College student. I do like Hella JDM Stuff.
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1. You wear horned rimmed glasses. You are a college history teacher from the mid 90’s.
2. You have a bald spot, you also wear horned rimmed glasses. You have more cars where that came from.
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yes
not even remotely close LOL
yep
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1991 Ford Taurus SHO MTX
1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Brougham Sedan
1989 Ford E350 4x4 (in a hot wheels livery)
1977 Capri with a 302 and a manual valve body auto.
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2005 Crown Victoria (non police) in Arizona clear coat beige
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This looks fun I’ll play -
2015 GTI 4-door 6MT
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Your name is Edith. Bingo night is your shit.
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2015 Scion FR-s (MT of course).
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1. To everybody you meet, you say “The engine was made by Yamaha.”
2. You may be old, but that 20 year old Hooters waitress isn’t out of your league.
3. You have six Redskins stickers on your van.
4. Whenever somebody asks if it’s a Chevette, you backhand them with a skillet.
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So that’s a 3rd gen runner. What about a 4th gen 2005 4Runner V8 4WD in white?
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I was gonna go with 6 feet under but that will work
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You know it needs more power, but you don’t tell anybody or agree that it does.
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You got a Stage 1 tune the first week to void the warranty.
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You have an OBX sticker on the back. Your name is Becky.
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Lolz. I know it’s not and am not going to pretend otherwise.
Since it's my wife's car....so close though.
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You vastly overestimated my inner Bro.