Asshat Parking - Four Wheel Edition

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
09/11/2015 at 08:36 • Filed to: parking, twowheelsbad, trikeparking, tutu153

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Usually I reserve my asshat parking posts for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but today I decided to make an exception.

Just look at this asshole.

There are only ten metered spots for motorcycles, and his guy takes about five of them. I was lucky enough to grab the last safe spot behind the Fusion (below).

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As I was walking away I heard a few more guys show up, so I went back to see if I could move my bike a little to make some room for them.

One of the guys squeezed in-between me and the car, and the other guy said “fuckit” and boxed him in. Since the Fusion was a Government vehicle, he felt pretty confident that they could track down who it belonged to.

They all took photos, left their cards on the windshield, and told security that there was a car illegally parked out front.

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I feel bad for any other bikes that came in later than we did. Those meters are $5/day compared to $17-20 a day at other meters/garages.

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Hell, even the trike got it right this morning. (white lines added to illustrate trike accomplishment)

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UPDATE 10:00 am: There is now another motorcycle in front of the Fusion.

UPDATE 3:00 pm: There are now seven motorcycles in front of the Fusion.

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > McMike
09/11/2015 at 08:47

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What an unmitigated douchebag.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > McMike
09/11/2015 at 09:15

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TIL there are places with parking meters for motorcycles.

I’ve honestly not seen that before


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Tekamul
09/11/2015 at 09:20

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They are in sets of 10, and parking is a lot cheaper than car meters.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?…

It’s nice, since parking here in DC is anywhere between $15-20 a day.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > McMike
09/11/2015 at 09:22

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Obviously somebody who can’t even concieve of the idea that motorcycles would ever be parked in spots on the street.

Hey, why are these meters so close together???


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > McMike
09/11/2015 at 09:25

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Where I am, there are bike only spots every block, and they are free. Normal spots are $1.50 an hour, 8am-10pm.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Berang
09/11/2015 at 09:29

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One of the guys got in a 6:00 am and said the car was there when he came in. The hood was cold, so I’m guessing it has been there overnight.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > McMike
09/14/2015 at 07:41

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Bwahaha, I like you guys.