Here's what this customer's teenage son drives

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/10/2015 at 14:08 • Filed to: Money money money

Probably superior to the Legacy wagon I drove when I was a teen.

DISCUSSION (20)

Eberle-Hills-Cop > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 14:12

Probably not. It’s probably way easier to bone in a wagon.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 14:12

Well shit...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 14:15

well this is depressing

Sam > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 14:15

Well hey, at least he didn’t buy him a 911. I guess.

Noah - Now with more boost. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 14:16

And THATS how you turn a young human being into a lazy spoiled brat.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 14:21

And I'm here, having to save up for an Astro van or a C1500 :/

Scott > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 14:33

In my home town I was in the same grade (different school... and the irony was, the kids from his school called us snob-nob) as a Billionaires son. This kid got a brand new Corvette when he got his license, and a Ferrari when he graduated high school. For prom he took a girl I was friends with in elementary school as his prom date. He, and a few close friends, and their dates, took his dads Corporate Jet to Seattle. Rented the Space Needle for a private dinner. Flew back home for the Dance. After the Dance they flew to Malibu to spend the night at his Dads place down there.

Un-like his older brother, and his Dad, he was a total spoiled dick. A month after graduating high school he pissed of some kids from his old school. He ended up being air lifted to Seattle for emergency reconstructive surgery because they beat him up so bad.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 14:57

Does your customer have a daughter?

Patrick Nichols > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 15:29

Hey but maybe it snows there and darwin will take care of it. What line of work are you in?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Patrick Nichols
09/10/2015 at 15:30

Niche remodel stuff. And it never snows here. Ever.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/10/2015 at 15:31

You should have been born into a richer family. You didn’t work hard enough, somehow!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 15:43

Legacy wagon? Jeez, you had it good! I had an ‘88 Tercel without AC. It did have overdrive, though, so there’s that.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 15:53

You’re right, I don’t work hard enough. Hopefully I can find a decent (read: anything that doesn’t require too much manual labour and pays minimum wage) job when I move.

wiffleballtony > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 16:29

I had a baller 1995 Taurus.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 17:47

My neighbors have a kid who’s in his late teens or early 20’s who still lives at home but drives a brand new S5.

TA4K > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2015 at 18:59

Bet it cant off-road as well as the car I have as a teen. Paddocks and gravel roads, man...

FazeRacer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/12/2015 at 21:39

The house doesn’t look that extravagant (but I have no idea), I would have pegged that for the customer (modest house, nice car, my kind of person).

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > FazeRacer
09/12/2015 at 21:42

This house sold for over 1 million.

FazeRacer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/12/2015 at 21:53

Hmmm, yeah maybe then they have the extra cash to throw at their son. You live in a expensive area?

Amoore100 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/14/2015 at 21:38

My parents bought a car for me too since they want me to focus on my education and won’t give me an allowance either...however, I think a 2.4i V50 is much more reasonable than a Cayman :)