POP QUIZ!

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony) 09/10/2015 at 09:53 • Filed to: None

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There’s a light drizzle coming down. You’re in a large capable 4x4 or a Yukon XL. You’re on the freeway. WHAT DO YOU DO?! Incorrect, if you’re on my commute this morning you drive 20 below in the left lane.

Bonus question, same situation but you’re in a 25 year old Mitsubishi with bald tires. Incorrect, you weave through traffic like a maniac.

We would also have accepted, shoot the hostage.

The Dummy Gummy > wiffleballtony 09/10/2015 at 09:57

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The pop quiz comment and Keanu Reeves Speed picture is just... take my star... so good.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > wiffleballtony 09/10/2015 at 09:58

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Correct responses:

1—Put transfer case in 4lo and go the rest of the way cross-country.

2—Pull over and wimper 'til it stops raining.

wiffleballtony > The Dummy Gummy 09/10/2015 at 09:58

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I gladly accept your star on behalf of 90s movies everywhere.

wiffleballtony > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/10/2015 at 10:01

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Ok yes, if you want actual real answers. Also I would hardly describe the aforementioned drizzle as rain.

DoYouEvenShift > wiffleballtony 09/10/2015 at 10:05

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This rule also applies to 20 year old Corollas in the left lane of a busy 3 lane road. With no rain.

Also, always shoot the hostage.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > wiffleballtony 09/10/2015 at 10:05

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Doesn’t matter.

1=excuse for fun in mud

2=bald tires require wimpering in any quantity of standing water.

JeepJeremy > wiffleballtony 09/10/2015 at 10:09

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Hahahaahah!!!

BloodlessWeevil > wiffleballtony 09/10/2015 at 10:15

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The binary weather people. A bit of a misnomer really. They look, act, and are in every way indistinguishable from normal humans, but make no mistake, these things are not people. I do not know what they are or where they came from, only that they have infiltrated society to such a degree that normal humans are now the minority. Many of your friends and family are likely these pale imitations of humanity.

The one, the only noticeable difference: they can only know one piece of information about the weather. Like a bit that flips between on and off, in their mind there is weather or there is not. They must treat every small drizzle as sheet ice, they cannot risk not doing so.

These are the binary weather people.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > wiffleballtony 09/10/2015 at 10:16

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Well in their defense the windshield becomes covered with water. If only there was something to wipe it away...

wiffleballtony > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/10/2015 at 10:24

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Too bad science hasn’t stepped up to the plate yet.

wiffleballtony > BloodlessWeevil 09/10/2015 at 10:26

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Usually also members of the famous anti destination league.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > wiffleballtony 09/10/2015 at 10:30

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Well, I’m sure you know they have NO IDEA how to turn on the 4x4 (and complain it has terrible traction) while running on 4 bald commuter/highway tires instead of A/T’s which I would have on it.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > wiffleballtony 09/10/2015 at 11:24

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Incorrect. You pull over and watch Speed again, because shoot the hostage.

wiffleballtony > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 09/10/2015 at 11:33

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You’re probably correct here.