Simca 1000

"phenotyp" (phenotyp) 09/09/2015 at 21:52 • Filed to: sketch, simca

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Some sketches for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Is the formatting on this all fucked up? I’m using my Surface and can’t really tell.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > phenotyp 09/09/2015 at 21:58

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Nice work!

Don’t mind me asking, but how’d you learn to draw so well, and what gear do you use?

Gripevo1 > phenotyp 09/09/2015 at 22:49

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Pretty good stuff. A few perspective/proportional issues (wheel ellipses mostly). But nice stuff...what program did you use?

Jobjoris > phenotyp 09/09/2015 at 23:53

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This looks awesome! Especially the 3rd one!!! The 2nd one is somewhat too much of a hatchback probably come to think of it.

phenotyp > BaconSandwich is tasty. 09/09/2015 at 23:56

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Same answer as always: practice, right hand, beer.

phenotyp > Gripevo1 09/09/2015 at 23:57

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Tools: hand, beer.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > phenotyp 09/10/2015 at 11:37

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Did you do it just on your Surface?

phenotyp > BaconSandwich is tasty. 09/10/2015 at 14:40

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Yep.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/11/2015 at 01:25

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I like the front end treatment of the second one, though.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/11/2015 at 13:31

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I like the front end of all 3 of ‘m!

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/11/2015 at 15:10

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Yeah, good modern interpretation of the Simca’s face. I like what he did with the chrome trim. I’d like to see him try it as a 3 box with the engine in back.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/11/2015 at 17:27

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I totally dig those headlights: Round lights with what seems to some octagonish trim. Why don’t you ask him for the 3-box-engine in the back layout? I’m sure he delivers!

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/13/2015 at 03:05

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Yeah, me too. I love that octagonal surround.

Ok, I’ll ask him. You start looking for investors.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/13/2015 at 11:39

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Don’t we know some Serbian princess willing to invest? For that royal twist we might need.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/14/2015 at 02:19

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Haha. You’re obsessed. Good thinking. She’d look good in the commercials, too. I’ll dig up the Van Diens info. and see what I can find out. I think Caspar likes cars.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/14/2015 at 08:52

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I always assumed it was Casper , not Caspar . Better check that if you’re planning on contacting him in writing.

What did he drive back then, you must have seen that!

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/15/2015 at 03:25

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Oh, good eye. It is Casper. Just like the ghost. I don’t remember his car, actually. I think a Mercedes, but I’m not sure of the model. I think his wife had a Bentley.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/15/2015 at 05:03

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I. Love. His. Wife.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/16/2015 at 03:22

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If we go into business, I’ll introduce you.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/16/2015 at 04:26

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You may introduce me anyway, JobJeisen corp or not!

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/17/2015 at 00:38

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Hey, she’s a princess. She’s a busy lady. She can’t stop what she’s doing for everyone. But, the chairman of a budding corporate giant she’ll make time for.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/17/2015 at 03:28

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Doesn’t America need a new real-life soap like the Kardashians, Osbournes and Jessica Simpson have/had? Featuring our princess and CaspEr? Or you could write a nice romcom for them?

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/18/2015 at 00:54

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The reality show already happened.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Married…

I don’t think she really wants to act any more. He does, but he’s not a good enough actor.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/18/2015 at 05:17

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HAHAHA! HOW COME I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS??? Who aired it? Haha... I NEED TO SEE THIS. Of course, with my fixation...

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/19/2015 at 02:57

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The Lifetime Network. They’re a channel for lonely women. A lot of movies about women either being kidnapped, or meeting scruffy, but sensitive men. I couldn’t find it on Youtube, but it must be out there somewhere.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/19/2015 at 04:29

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Good thing I don’t have that over here otherwise the mrs. would have kidnapped our tv. Or at least the remote.

All I found was this:

Can’t even find it on news servers so it’s pretty obscure. Katarina looks awesome nevertheless!

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/20/2015 at 00:09

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Your wife shouldn’t be lonely, though.

She does look good, doesn’t she? I don’t blame you for being obsessed. Classy lady. I forgot how many kids they have. They came to the movie set a couple of times and they would take over the place.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/20/2015 at 15:32

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Yes she does. Aged well. Classy. Even after giving birth to their 12 children. So I can imagine them taking over the set.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/21/2015 at 15:50

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They were actually really friendly, well-behaved kids. There was just so many of them. They were everywhere. They seem like a nice, fun family, which is not always the case for people like that.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/21/2015 at 16:40

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Tell her that if she’s ever in need of a babysitter she can drop ‘m off at the money-pit. I might even offer her your room.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/22/2015 at 03:29

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I would be okay with her staying in my room. She may have her own plane, so she might be up for that.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/22/2015 at 06:56

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If she still has her own plane she probably would mind sharing that room with you. She probably wants the hole floor withe her own bathroom.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/23/2015 at 03:23

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Don’t you have 3 floors in that place? You’d have one to spare for the princess. The other princess since you already have one.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/23/2015 at 04:46

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Yeah but princess nr 1 already has one floor. The queen and I have another. And we need some shared space to eat and stuff.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/24/2015 at 03:43

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Not if Princess Catherine is staying over you don’t.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/24/2015 at 04:23

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Well, she can have the base floor now as it is ONE BIG MESS AGAIN. We even have an indoor sandpit!

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/25/2015 at 13:46

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How does the little princess like the sandbox? That sounds like fun. I remember when my parents house was like that. Why is there no floor now?

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/25/2015 at 14:25

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There was a wooden floor (base/top, crawl space underneath). As I’m breaking through a wall this room gets connected to a room with a concrete floor. So this is going to be all concrete and heated underfloor.

Josje is at my wife’s parent for a few days so she won’t be lost in all this mess. She was laughing when the floor went out though.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/26/2015 at 02:16

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She’s funny. It really does sound like the Money Pit now. You can almost recreate this scene.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/26/2015 at 06:25

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At one time I did. I actually saw the contractor’s leg coming through the ceiling. But I probably mentioned that before. It was just a leg and the space surrounding it though.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/27/2015 at 23:42

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I think you did mention that before. That might be what gave us the “money pit” nickname. At least it wasn’t his head. That would have been disturbing.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/28/2015 at 03:29

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Haha, indeed it probably was! Well, he promised to have the floor ready to be tiled this week. The kitchen should be ready today. I hope, I’m fed up with those pizzas.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/29/2015 at 01:42

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I could eat pizza every day. How is Dutch pizza? Are there Italians in the Netherlands?

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/29/2015 at 03:55

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There are many Italians, Turkish and Egyptian Pizzerias in the Netherlands. Opposite of the money-pit there’s a nice restaurant La Cucina Italiana (French owner!) I used to go to very, very often. Not for Pizzas though as it is a somewhat up-market place. So you get a Pizza with many things on top, 13 euros each. And a good Pizza is not just that. Keep it simple.

Therefor I’ve been going to a nice, totally Italian place called Dolce e Salato for ages now. The owner, Franco, is a Napolitan guy that married a Dutch girl like 30 years ago. One pizza is simple, 6 euros and even when I’m in Italy it’s hard to find a Pizza as good as his! He doesn’t get an A for entourage/location/styling but he does for food. I go there at least every wednesday.

Jonee > Jobjoris 09/30/2015 at 03:06

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Turkish and Egyptian pizzerias? That’s weird. Although, in Boston we had a bunch of Greek pizzerias. They were lousy. I agree about simple pizza. Bell peppers and onions is just perfect for me. That sounds like my kind of Italian joint. That’s like what we have in New York and New Jersey. You can walk in any hole in the wall and get great food. In L.A., you have to spend a little money to get good Italian food and pizza.

Jobjoris > Jonee 09/30/2015 at 04:23

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The Greeks still have their own kitchen so we’ve got quite a few Greek restaurants. That 3rd christmas day we ALWAYS go to a Greek. And enter while shouting “Cyprus for the Turks!”. Hilarious. At least, we think so ;-)

It’s wednesday so I’m going there tonight. Last weeks I got there at least 3 times a week due to the kitchen.

Jonee > Jobjoris 10/01/2015 at 02:53

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Haha. That is funny. You wouldn’t get away with saying anything pro-Turkey in my neighborhood. The Armenians would stone you. I’ve always liked Greek food. All that flaky dough and spinach and cheese. Mmmm.

How was dinner? When are they giving you the kitchen again?

Jobjoris > Jonee 10/01/2015 at 06:39

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Well, the Greeks don’t really look that pleased as well. And we have a huge table somewhere in the back of the restaurant. Because we’re pretty loud on every 27th. They’ve got a “Hermes-menu” with lots of meat, of course we order that being a “Herpes-menu”. God I love the 27th of December.

Dinner was great, thanks. The kitchen is ready now, just the lightswitches and power outlets. Totally vintage feel to it.

Now the sandpit. It’s become even worse yesterday as they started removing the wall...

God I love home improvement...