BMW drivers, it's official.

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 09/08/2015 at 13:59 • Filed to: None

10

23

You may need to have someone work on your public image....

(It’s not my opinion, but I can see where they are coming from)

Montalvo > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/08/2015 at 14:09

0

As a BMW owner I find myself wanting to punch over 50% of other BMW owners just for driving like an asshole. I signal EVERY single time, pass on the left and double check that I am not cutting someone off. Public image is too far gone at this point, the only way we will be looked upon in a better light is if another make takes BMWs spot.

Party-vi > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/08/2015 at 14:09

6

I will have you know that BMW stopped showing their in-house videos and instead has us watch the updated Audi video instead.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/08/2015 at 14:14

0

Stereotypes like this are the reason I’m really overly courteous when I’m driving.

Ash78, voting early and often > Party-vi 09/08/2015 at 14:16

3

Oh, the “I spent an extra $7,500 so I wouldn’t have to drive a VW” video about Personal Image Management?

Party-vi > Ash78, voting early and often 09/08/2015 at 14:20

0

Not that one. BMW doesn’t make us watch the PIM videos unless we lease a 320i xDrive or 528i.

Klaus Schmoll > Montalvo 09/08/2015 at 14:24

0

A make like Audi? Their are the new douchebags. People are just so comfortable with their BMW stereotypes that they ignore that.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Party-vi 09/08/2015 at 14:26

1

Audis have enough problems just staying on the road for it to be as big of a problem.

#reliabilityshotsfired

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi 09/08/2015 at 14:32

0

I think my company made that one...

Ash78, voting early and often > Party-vi 09/08/2015 at 14:36

0

I have to admit, the skinny tie & hair gel dispenser in the dash is pretty slick. Totally worth having to give up the extra cupholders.

pjhusa > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/08/2015 at 14:37

0

Track day instructional videos (jk jk)

Party-vi > pjhusa 09/08/2015 at 14:40

0

Track day instruction video is just the Operation and Maintenance manual for digital tire pressure gauges.

TheOnelectronic > Party-vi 09/08/2015 at 14:43

3

“0.5 PSI and You”

Tripper > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/08/2015 at 14:49

0

I went from a BMW to an Audi just a few weeks ago...sounds like I’m ahead of the curve. It’s tough though, I’ve not been able to drive anywhere for the past 10 years because of all of the reliability issues that come with every German car.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Tripper 09/08/2015 at 14:57

0

I can’t say, but not a week goes by on my 60 mile round trip that i don’t see an Audi leaving some poor soul stranded on the side of the highway.

Tripper > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/08/2015 at 15:23

0

Well Audi’s must be shit then, I can’t think of a more solid sample of data.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Tripper 09/08/2015 at 15:55

1

I am an internet scientist. Belive what I tell you!

FazeRacer > Montalvo 09/08/2015 at 17:09

0

Idk, I took a new BMW for a test drive the other day, when I asked the salesperson where the turn signal was he just said “don’t worry about it, you’re driving a BMW”. Maybe they don’t come with them?

PS, I’m joking...

wiffleballtony > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/08/2015 at 17:38

0

I’ve found that it’s not just that they drive like douches, but apply the same approach in person as well. (Disclaimer: Not everyone who drives one is though)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/08/2015 at 18:32

0

Nah it’s cool, all the assholes are trading their BMW’s in for Audis.

Nibby > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/08/2015 at 19:45

0

The other day, my uncle threw a fantasy football draft party. On my way there, I ended up driving behind a family friend for the rest of the way (5-7 minutes, BMW X3 owner).

There were several turns. He indicated... not even once.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/09/2015 at 07:14

0

amen!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Tripper 09/09/2015 at 07:14

0

i work at an Audi dealer. Mr. Onto Hankers for Hatchbacks is on the money!

Tripper > pip bip - choose Corrour 09/09/2015 at 08:19

0

whoop de doo bazzle! I bet ford employees see a lot of fords being repaired too. Guess I should have bought a kia, sorry guys.