What Car Would You Hate To See Stanced?

"SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)" (sammauri) 09/07/2015 at 19:07 • Filed to: None

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Okay, so here on Oppositelock there is a lot of stance hate. Some of you may know my opinion on this, many of you do not. I pose to you this question: What car, above all other cars, would you rather see receive a proper viking funeral than see stanced? What car would make you contemplate an early farewell to this green Earth if it drove by you throwing sparks with hella camber? What car would be the opitome of those-damn-kids-have-taken-it-too-far?

I promise I’m not going to use this thread simply to farm ideas for which car to buy and stance. I don’t have enough money to be that much of a sadist.

Cé hé sin > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:12

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:13

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anything of the supercar variety should NEVER be stanced, lowered is fine

CB > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:14

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LM002. Or any vehicle that loses its main purpose to stancing (any offroader, for example).

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:15

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mark 2 Jag.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:15

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Celica All Trac.

XJDano > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:16

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No hate, to each their own.

But my least favorites are 4wd versions when 2wd are available.

But then again people done buy a car for a look, they but the car then start modifying it to their liking. Kind of a work with what you have.

not for canada - australian in disguise > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:16

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Pretty much any vintage luxury car.

Patrick Frawley > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:16

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Or any Ferrari, really. But this one would probably be the most offensive somehow - just modern enough to be a potential threat but classicist enough to be the most debased.

Sam > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:28

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Anything prewar.

Sam > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 09/07/2015 at 19:30

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Then I’m so sorry. A guy I know has an ST165 and I’d be willing to bet it gets stanced once it runs, just like his base model Focus.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sam 09/07/2015 at 19:34

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Well, I guess you have to steal it.

djmt1 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 09/07/2015 at 19:37

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Anything lower than this should be outlawed in the interests of national heritage.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:43

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All of them.

But really, I'd hate to see anyone stance my dream car, the Ferrari F40 (even though it would be hard to).

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > XJDano 09/07/2015 at 19:45

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This Legacy GT is FWD.

Yes. Front wheel drive.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/07/2015 at 19:47

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Jayhawk Jake > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:47

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What difference does it make what wheels are driven?

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > CB 09/07/2015 at 19:50

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Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 19:51

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I think I win!

Or maybe I misunderstood the question.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Patrick Frawley 09/07/2015 at 19:55

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This is as close as I can get

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Jayhawk Jake 09/07/2015 at 19:56

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Someone took an AWD Subaru Legacy GT and did a FWD conversion...

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > not for canada - australian in disguise 09/07/2015 at 19:58

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I think you’re probably safe with those.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 09/07/2015 at 20:01

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Well the S Type is kind of like the new MK2, so..

Also E Type (yes, it’s a real E Type)

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 20:06

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I saw this on Instagram, and I have mixed feelings.

On one hand, it’s different. On the other hand, different isn’t always good.

Sam > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/07/2015 at 20:12

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Worst part is - it was originally mine. We needed money and had to sell it.

Tohru > Patrick Frawley 09/07/2015 at 20:18

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Tohru > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/07/2015 at 20:19

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Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 20:21

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Stratos

DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 20:22

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my cars.

wkiernan > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 20:25

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I would not care to ever see a stanced one of these.

The other car on my “hunt down and buy after winning the lottery” list, the incomparable Citroën DS, with no modifications from the way it came from the factory, actually stances itself every time you switch it off.

scoob > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 20:25

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I agree with For Canada. Leave the classics alone. The thought of a stanced Aston DB5 makes me want to cry.

Bytemite > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 20:26

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I need another pair of hands for my face...

PowderHound > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 20:41

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I have seen this jag. It's incredible.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 20:43

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ALL OF THEM.

yitznewton > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 20:47

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Air-cooled 911. Some things are sacred, bro.

I saw an otherwise-unremarkable stanced first-gen CR-V a while back and LOLed.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > yitznewton 09/07/2015 at 20:53

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Too easy

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sam 09/07/2015 at 20:57

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We had a BRAT that left under the same circumstances. It was field drifts or food. Luckily this was bought by a guy who had been looking for years for one to fully restore.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > wkiernan 09/07/2015 at 21:01

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#closeenough

Et tu, Hellcat? > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 21:11

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Please spare the Lotuses.

You can have your JDM cars, American muscle, even European sports cars.

But please avoid stancing a bare-bones track car.

And the Caterhams. Leave them alone too.

XJDano > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 21:20

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I’m ok with it.

I was meaning 4wd trucks.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 21:21

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Anything without skid plates.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Et tu, Hellcat? 09/07/2015 at 21:22

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Nope

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 09/07/2015 at 21:27

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Skid plates are for people with commitment issues.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > XJDano 09/07/2015 at 21:30

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Oh. Well I don’t frequent enough 4x4 forums to be able to think of any 4wd to 2wd conversions off the top of my head, but maybe this will work

Patrick Frawley > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 21:32

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Bigger wheels (up to a certain realistic point) actually work well on a Testarossa. Those side strakes are such a powerful styling element that the rest of the car needs something which can stand up to it, and those 16” originals are looking kinda weak to contemporary sensibilities.

Not so sure about the slammed part, tho.

Jayhawk Jake > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 21:32

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It’s not like the AWD does any good when it’s slammed

XJDano > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 21:34

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I really don’t have a problem with that either. Looks good. Probably easy to get into / out of.

I don’t frequent 4x4 forums either, just wouldn’t make sense to me to neuter a 4wd truck, but like before, I'd spend my money differently.

Patrick Frawley > Tohru 09/07/2015 at 21:36

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If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Jayhawk Jake 09/07/2015 at 21:36

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Do you know how useful AWD would be in one of those videos where a car gets stuck on a curb and someone needs to push down on the rear of it so the tire would actually touch?

Very useful, Jake.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > XJDano 09/07/2015 at 21:37

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Well in that case it looks like we can be friends. I really like the way that Ford looks. Not a big fan of the wheels on the Chevy though.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 21:47

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all of them. All of then should not be stanced

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 09/07/2015 at 22:02

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*flagged as hate speech*

Tohru > Patrick Frawley 09/07/2015 at 22:02

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 22:04

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It's not a commitment issue. I personally don't want to be on the side of the road replacing an oil pan. I'm ok with stance as long as you're smart about it.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 09/07/2015 at 22:07

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TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 22:10

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lol just my unpopular opinion.

my friend actually drives this and i dont hate it that much

A photo posted by John Gawrys (@johngawrys) on Sep 2, 2015 at 5:17pm PDT

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 09/07/2015 at 22:13

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You’re on Oppositelock. Yours is the popular opinion here.

boxrocket > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 22:57

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All of them.

Wait.

Let me think a moment.

Yeah I was right the first time.

All of them.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > boxrocket 09/07/2015 at 23:20

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*flagged as hate speech*

ffoc02 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/07/2015 at 23:39

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Should not have read through the comments before bed. Note I’m going to cry myself to sleep.

RallyWrench > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/08/2015 at 00:43

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I have to admit, I love slammed duallies. That poor Samurai, though...

RallyWrench > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/08/2015 at 00:46

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Meh, that’s a series 3 2+2, nobody cares about those. They were bastardized right out of Coventry, so stance away.

RallyWrench > Patrick Frawley 09/08/2015 at 00:50

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If i learned that somebody stanced an F40, I’d be upset. A 400i though? That might look neat.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > ffoc02 09/08/2015 at 01:29

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Nighty night

Ryanator122 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/08/2015 at 02:27

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I would stab anyone who fucked with a 300SL, stance or not

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/08/2015 at 06:05

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Meh I don’t really mind the S type, most of the ones I see are trashed anyway since they’re worth about £3. That E type at least isn’t too low or cambered and it’s on wire.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > djmt1 09/08/2015 at 06:06

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That thing is gorgeous.

pip bip - choose Corrour > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/08/2015 at 06:45

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McLaren F1.

Roundbadge > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/08/2015 at 10:51

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That Samurai makes me sad.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Ryanator122 09/08/2015 at 12:36

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I was going to post a picture of a crashed one, but that felt slightly too mean.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > wkiernan 09/08/2015 at 12:57

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Also:

The factory hydros are why I love the SM so much. Also, Maserati motor.

Ryanator122 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/08/2015 at 13:20

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No no. Nonononono. There are too few of these left for people to fuck with. That's gotta be a kit or a 190 with some bodywork

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Ryanator122 09/08/2015 at 13:25

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Nope. That one’s a real 300sl as far as I can tell.

So was this one. It’s got AMG guts too. There are 7 more like it.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/04/2015 at 11:54

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Any Audi at all. It would make sense because of Quattro, but still