5 Sickening Car Render Mash-Ups That Are Guaranteed To Make You Feel Ill

"Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna" (lukielauxd) 09/07/2015 at 18:45 • Filed to: None

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Clearly !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! have never heard of us because this is on there.

And if I could afford it, I totally would DD that.

djmt1 > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 18:50

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1 is bad. 2-4 are actually alright. 5 looks like something that probably exists somewhere in the big ol’ world of ours. 1/5 doesn’t sound like a guarantee. Come on CarThrottle, your lists used to be good!

not for canada - australian in disguise > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 18:51

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This looks oddly like a Mitsubishi FTO...

Also, this is fucking awesome, Jaguar needs to get back in bed with Ford so this can actually happen.

djmt1 > not for canada - australian in disguise 09/07/2015 at 18:55

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They should despite the bad precedent.

smobgirl > djmt1 09/07/2015 at 18:58

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AHHHH MY EYES

Leon711 > djmt1 09/07/2015 at 18:59

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When you do a crappy list every day or so to keep the short attention span enthusiast engaged you start to run out of ideas and get sloppy. “sickening renders might make you sick” what?

MultiplaOrgasms > djmt1 09/07/2015 at 19:04

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CarThrottle used to be good?

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > MultiplaOrgasms 09/07/2015 at 19:09

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Meanwhile if they wanted to make us feel ill they could have just put up 5 different pictures of a Multipla ;)

djmt1 > MultiplaOrgasms 09/07/2015 at 19:09

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I liked their lists but they have been slacking lately.

LongbowMkII > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 19:14

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Pagani E Wagon is amazeballs.

djmt1 > Leon711 09/07/2015 at 19:23

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Hmm... very Google AdSense o’clickbait that headline, isn’t it. Gotta make those sweet internet monies I guess. Oh well I’m sure I find a new 1 minute lolcars segment somewhere else. Got any suggestions?

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 19:45

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Where does the engine go?

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 19:45

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That Fiarri 488L is awful, but the rest are just freaking awesome.

marshknute > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 20:12

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Honestly, I love the Lexota LF-Aygo. It looks like a Honda Civic Type-R that isn’t abysmal garbage. Too bad Toyota/Lexus doesn’t make a single good performance engine nowadays.

Tohru > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 20:16

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Hell, the people in that article haven’t heard of me .

MuchWagon > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 20:56

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I would rock a “MOSTWAGN” plate on that business.

Frenchlicker > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 21:15

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Different rims and mirrors and I could get behind that.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 21:22

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I kinda like the ford raptor one.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 22:31

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That is awesome. I would scale down the front end just a little bit, maybe just down to 80-90% of where it is now. They day it uses the 2.1L diesel, which I’m ok with, but I wouldn’t turn down the V12 either.

boxrocket > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/07/2015 at 23:00

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2 and 4 are honestly not that bad.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/08/2015 at 06:47

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there is a kiwi 1/2 Mustang / 1/2 Holden Kingswood.

bob and john > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/11/2015 at 19:15

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1: eewww. but at least you can see out of it|
2: okay, thats pretty fucking cool
3: YES YES YES WAANNNTTTT
4: eehh. no strong feelings either way
5: at first it was no. but closer inspection see that i could actually live with it.

pjhusa > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 10/25/2015 at 23:32

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Can’t. Even.

Stop.