Cars made by car companies

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
09/04/2015 at 21:55 • Filed to: OppoLock Culture

I drive a car assembled somewhere in the Deep South or something, named after a town in New Mexico and wearing the badge of a company from South Korea. It makes 250 HP and had a third row option, so there is nothing to be proud of piloting it. I’m not sure what kind of association they try for, so here are some hamsters instead for some reason:

Other companies that make things that may or may not be cars also make things that may or may not be products made available for consumer sales:

Toyota

Toyota actually originally made appliances. Here are some pictures of appliances they have made in the past:

However, just recently Toyota started to branch out into automotive manufacturing, using a complicated and sophisticated process called “have Subaru do it for you and then slap your own badge on it”.

Ford

Did you know Ford used to make cars? As in actual, proper cars - what people think of when they use the word “car.” I know, it’s kind of hard to imagine now, that there used to be these things with RWD and looked like a box-ish shape sitting on a larger box-ish shape with two or four doors and they had the Blue Oval on them. Of course, that was a long time ago, and Ford doens’t make cars anymore as they now manufacture only things that look like kind of rounded-off rectangles with FWD that pretend to have AWD, and sometimes actual AWD.

Fiat-Chrysler

Once upon a time there was this company called “Chrysler” that used to make cars under this guy named Lee Iacoca. But then he left, and then Chrysler exited the automotive manufacturing game to enter into a new business manufacturing what’s now known as “total shit.” As it turns out, manufacturing “total shit” isn’t a great business plan, so Chrysler got bought out by Fiat. What does Fiat-Chrysler manufacture now? Why, merger rumors of course! That’s right, Fiat-Chrysler is now the automotive industry’s #1 rumor mill! With several lines throughout the U.S., Canada, Mexico and Europe dedicated to the production of rumors, Fiat-Chrysler has beaten out HollywoodLife.com and People Magazine as the world’s leading rumor mill.

Saab

Blah blah blah, Born from Jets, something, let’s watch this cool commercial again: