Fuck Beer

Kinja'd!!! "Buckner" (Buckner)
09/03/2015 at 17:21 • Filed to: Carnage on Larimer, denver

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Welp- I missed Carnage on Larimer again. How come every month on average I get invited to 25 micro-brew tours, 12 happy hours and 8 foodie dinners, a few art shows and a few pick up games but ZERO car shows? Cant we combine happy hour and car shows? Oh right....that was Carnage on Larimer and I missed it. Motherfuck.

I need new friends.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Buckner
09/03/2015 at 17:29

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Whoa whoa whoa. “Fuck Beer”? FUCK BEER?!

You stay the hell away from me, Buckner. I won't be held responsible for my actions if you get within ax-swinging range of me.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Buckner
09/03/2015 at 17:31

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Maybe skip the art shows? Beer wins, and cars can be art.


Kinja'd!!! Buckner > PatBateman
09/03/2015 at 17:32

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Yeah man. I said it. Every dude in this state has their own microbrew. How many have a Vista Cruiser on airbags with a race cam?

I did not say fuck whiskey tho.


Kinja'd!!! Buckner > RallyWrench
09/03/2015 at 17:35

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Kinetic sculptures indeed. Sadly- art is my biz, so I gotta go for SOME of them. The ones with beer.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Buckner
09/03/2015 at 19:14

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No force on earth would stop my rath from falling upon you if you had... There are some things you joke about, whiskey is one of them.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > PatBateman
09/03/2015 at 21:28

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Relax... have a sparkling Crantini...

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Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
09/04/2015 at 01:08

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