Just Calling Out Some Hellcat Assholes.

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09/01/2015 at 15:06 • Filed to: None

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I hate speculators. Especially those who speculate on cars, because fuck you.

And yeah, its legal, still makes you an ass in my mind.

First we’ve got the cheapest on my local CL. Priced at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Guy never evened titled the damn thing.

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Next we have another Challenger. This time with 1500 miles. This one is priced at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Must sell my ass.

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And lastly, this motherfucker. This Charger claims to have every option which comes out to about $72,000 all in. And he is selling to fucking thing for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Also, price is non-negotiable, I doubt you’ll be selling that anytime soon buddy.

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:09

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Hate to say it, but their car, their money.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:09

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pass the bong


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:10

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I have no problems with this. If they can make some quick, legal money—oh fucking well. I’d do it myself.

Frankly, if they can get somebody to pay their prices, they deserve it.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:11

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Price be damned, that is a lovely shade of blue. Did not know dodge offered this color.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2015 at 15:12

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no


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:13

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I saw my first Hellcat Charger this morning on the commute to work. Thankfully, he was on the onramp in front of me and accelerated normally, which quickly drowned out everyone else on the road.

And it’s the first Charger I’ve seen in days that wasn’t donked. Refreshing!


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > RazoE
09/01/2015 at 15:13

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Also: If someone is dumb enough to buy it, they deserve to get ripped off. 5 minutes of research will tell you they aren't worth that.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:15

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It’s literally just supply-demand. The demand is high, and the supply is low, so the price goes up. It’s just that here it’s individuals selling, rather than the dealer, where they are also marked up. Except that Charger. That guy is just hoping to find a fool.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:15

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I have to say I’d do it. Capitalism works for the highest bidder, some people are dumb enough to bid mighty high.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:15

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Slapped by the Invisible Hand.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > RazoE
09/01/2015 at 15:15

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hey wanna buy my 1991 Ford Tempo? 194,325 miles and runs perfect, good condition. Asking $43,384.76


Kinja'd!!! TractorPillow > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:18

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People said the same thing about beanie babies.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > itschrome
09/01/2015 at 15:19

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Yup. It’s just called ‘Blue Pearl’. It’s a nice color, though I’d pick sublime green, personally.


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:20

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As others have said this is capitalism at its finest, however distasteful it may be.These cars deserve to be driven and enjoyed, not sitting in some dude’s garage while he waits for another dude to overpay for it.


Kinja'd!!! ChooChooMotherFudger > itschrome
09/01/2015 at 15:27

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There were some problems ordering it in that colour so there won’t be too many.

My dad got one and tried to get it in that colour, ended up with white. Still stupid fun.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:28

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How do titles work in Detroit? Where I live, you have to register a new car as soon as you buy it...kind of a protection against people buying cars, not paying sales tax, and selling them overseas at a markup. So the lack of a title on the first one is fishy to me, that or it's actually a dealer selling it.


Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 15:28

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The first one is the type of person I strongly dislike. He buys something he knows he’s not going to use, then attempts to sell it at a premium. Someone who genuinely wanted the car missed out, and now will have to either pay more, or miss out all together because he can no longer afford it. I also strongly dislike the people who pay that price for them because it supports the practice.

I know - hurr durr capitalism and all that. Still doesn’t mean I can’t think he is an asshole of the highest order.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/01/2015 at 15:51

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That’s fine. If a person has that much money to throw around, a few thousand isn’t going to make a big deal.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > Nibby
09/01/2015 at 15:52

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Sorry, just bought a Cadillac Cimarron with original tires, original oil, and original gas for $53,034. If I can sell my ‘86 Tercel for my asking price of $69,234 I’ll definitely consider it.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > RockThrillz89
09/01/2015 at 22:55

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“their property their money” is the type of attitude that tells you who to avoid in life.


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/01/2015 at 23:35

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I thought only this year is rare, are they actually limiting production every year? If not, I’d just wait till next year and get it for retail if I wanted/could afford one.

Plus, you know, then I could get the options I wanted