Two cards. Have fun. I have.

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 09/01/2015 at 09:36 • Filed to: Car(d)s Against Humanity

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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Jason Torchinsky .

Instead of coal, Bernie Santa now gives the bad children 55-place grid penalties .

There. The answer’s in bold. That’s the format to follow. Why not a PYX game? Because I’m lazy.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wheelerguy 09/01/2015 at 09:38

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Instead of coal , Santa now gives the bad children Tony Abbott.

Wheelerguy > pip bip - choose Corrour 09/01/2015 at 09:42

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That’s WAY TOO MUCH for a child.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wheelerguy 09/01/2015 at 09:45

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hopefully it’ll scare the life out of ‘em , so they behave!

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Wheelerguy 09/01/2015 at 09:48

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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate my incontinence pants .

Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children immeasurably large student loan debts .

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wheelerguy 09/01/2015 at 09:52

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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate the Ferrari Berlinetta Boxer

Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children keys to a Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Wheelerguy 09/01/2015 at 09:53

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Instead of Coal, Santa now gives bad children a Prius

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Wheelerguy 09/01/2015 at 10:03

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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate my dick

Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children surprise buttsecks.

Sneaky Pete > Wheelerguy 09/01/2015 at 11:26

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Jared Fogle.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 09/01/2015 at 13:17

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Wait...how is that gift different from what the good kids get?

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/01/2015 at 13:24

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I'd expect Santa to help the good guys...