![]() 08/31/2015 at 13:26 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I’m looking for change in my couch cushions right now. Feel free to discuss among yourselves.
(Do you think $3.48 is enough?)
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Well I tried to haggle with a dealer using $20, my spleen and the promise that they could get my firstborn.
Didn’t work.
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Kids are expensive. You actually need to train them a few years to get your best value when trading them in towards a sports car.
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$3.48? You’re gonna need tree-fiddy.
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And by that point, their food intake will have negated any profit you might make out of it.
Why do people get kids? it has to be the worst financial decision ever!
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$3.48 can buy a lot of used condoms
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I drove one this weekend. Grand Touring model. Automatic, unfortunately. It’s a nice little car!
But thirty-three thousand dollars? Including a $1k dealer markup. It was good, but not THAT good, sorry.