Motorola Droid Maxx - the Phonelopnik review

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 08/30/2015 at 17:46 • Filed to: None

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Introducing the first smartphone I’ve ever owned that is didn’t suck like a Minnesotan going through multiple Aztek payments.

First of all, the huge screen. Nice to type on. I can finally text! Hey look mah I can join the 21st century! The screen is as buttery smooth as you can get on a touchscreen this side of some sort of weird ass Paula Deen phone fetish (possibly involving Josh Duggar and a fake Ashley Madison account). Screen’s responsive and crisp, video is sharp. If you are want something done on a smartphone it’ll do it. In fact it’s probably the sharpest screen I’ve ever owned. Hello all that fine CGI Alvinnn! And the Chipmunks! detail!

Processing power is pretty amazing, no chugging even with a buttload of tabs, vids or Tinder likes (P.S. how the fuck does Tinder work).

The phone even feels awesome. The rubber-like plastic is supple enough I don’t even want to bother with a case. As for the camera it’s just about as good as my Canon.

Blah blah blah, more glowy tech stuff, Auto-correct still sucks.

Sent from review phone.

TractorPillow > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/30/2015 at 17:55

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I think I love the first line, please edit it to make it make sense :)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/30/2015 at 18:07

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I’d like to offer a brief review of my Galaxy S6

- autocorrect is AWFUL. Constanty correcting to words that don’t even exist.
- Screen is nice, big and crisp, but the phone doesn’t fit and any normal pocket
- battery lifes SEEMS good, until you make 4 phone calls and God help you if you need google maps even briefly, and *fart noise*
- fast charger is incredible but it only works in the wall charger, not the USB cord itself. As a result, if you need to charge it in your car, it will pretty much NOT charge at all.
- the back button is on the RIGHT side... this makes NO sense. An arrow pointing left on the far right. Inconvenient for right-handed people.

Summation: I miss my old HTC Evo 3D... a phone made in 2009/10.

Mustafaluigi > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/30/2015 at 18:28

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Of course the fast charger only works with the wall charger. The fast charge part of the system is the wall charger itself. You need to buy a fast charge car charger.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Mustafaluigi 08/30/2015 at 18:40

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I know my complaint is that a normal charger barely can get 5% over 30 minutes. The fast charger gives me a sweet kiss but the USB offers a wait until marriage clause that I had not calculated.

GeorgeyBoy > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/30/2015 at 19:05

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I just bought this phone like 2 or 3 weeks ago. I was coming from an S4, but man this phone is terrible.

Tempted to just buy another phone at full price and try to sell this.

Birddog > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/30/2015 at 19:10

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I have that same phone. I love it. It’s about on par with my old Droid Razr.

Steve in Manhattan > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/30/2015 at 19:12

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iPhone 4 died, so I got a 5C. GF has 6Plus, almost seems too big. I can get a new phone in October (Verizon). Everything we have is Apple, and there’s even a chance I’ll get the 6Plus if (probably when) she replaces it with whatever is next. Any advice anyone?

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/31/2015 at 00:41

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Lol I still have mine and have been trying to CDMA unlock it so I can give it to my grandfather to replace an old flip phone. I got this one in ‘12 after my BlackBerry was fully dead.