So....umm...what?

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
08/30/2015 at 13:39 • Filed to: None

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Heading to lowes and enjoying a great drive while listening to bluegrass, saw this in the parking lot. Did not expect that. [Edit: damage is only on one side, so double what?]


DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 13:42

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haha, low bridge victim, on a rental truck. Oh man that must have made a tremendous noise.

“Hey honey what did they say the height of this truck was?”

“I don’t know, like 8 feet probably?”


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 13:45

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Moments before : “We can totally make it under”


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 13:46

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I like how he obviously forced himself 85% of the way through, and then decided, “Hmm guess it won’t fit.”


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 13:54

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I hate it when that happens.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/30/2015 at 13:55

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Or he was going really fast. Those don’t exactly stop on a dime. Even when they’re empty.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/30/2015 at 13:57

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Me too, I thought it was odd. I expected more carnage.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > functionoverfashion
08/30/2015 at 13:58

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Lol, aren't most trucks able to make it under though?


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > $kaycog
08/30/2015 at 13:58

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Hoping the rest of his day went well!


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 13:58

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Must have been to Westwood.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/30/2015 at 13:59

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“Bet you $5 we can make it"


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
08/30/2015 at 14:00

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The truck invaded the bridges personal space, and it retaliated.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/30/2015 at 14:02

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He was going to the highway to hell...michigan, to hell, michigan.


Kinja'd!!! speedygopher > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 14:06

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1 800 rent-a-truck? More like 1 800 bought-a-truck now.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 14:08

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The town I grew up in had a low bridge on a main route. They did it on purpose to keep truck traffic out of that part of town. Every few months somebody would blow by the warning signs and jam their truck under it. It usually ended up looking more or less like that.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 14:10

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It looks like they got close.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/30/2015 at 14:13

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I checked the other side, there's no damage.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > shop-teacher
08/30/2015 at 14:14

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Damage is one side only, which makes it peculiar....


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 14:15

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Gas station maybe?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 14:17

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Now that is weird. I’m guessing they hit a building overhang then ... Or a big ass tree branch.


Kinja'd!!! mr2gud2u > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/30/2015 at 14:17

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Naw, I’m pretty sure he got mauled by a T-Rex bro.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 14:23

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Being a rental, the truck was probably traveling at such an incredible speed that the roof just started to peel off.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/30/2015 at 14:23

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Oh, maybe! Dang though....


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 14:24

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One of the last times I went to Lowes:

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 14:29

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Think I can make it in between there?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 14:30

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How do you keep going most of the way down the truth if you hear something though.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Scary__goongala!
08/30/2015 at 15:18

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I can back this claim.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/30/2015 at 15:18

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Well, it worked well enough to get to the parking lot...


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/30/2015 at 15:21

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He was in denial.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 15:56

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Guess he thought it was just a branch


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > zeontestpilot
08/30/2015 at 21:42

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Arched bridge with enough radius/angle/whatever that it only hit the one side and just missed the other?


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/30/2015 at 22:25

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Oh, good theory!


Kinja'd!!! orcim > zeontestpilot
08/31/2015 at 00:56

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Bridge is at an angle, not level to the road below. Saw it in ‘Jersey small towns for rail while the landform underneath changed pitch for a hill.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > zeontestpilot
08/31/2015 at 05:27

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should read 1 800 rent a wreck


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/31/2015 at 06:12

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It probably will now, lol.