DD-Track-Burn: Impossible Edition

"Van Man, rocks the Man Van" (jacoboconnell)
08/29/2015 at 13:05 • Filed to: DD Track Burn

Today we’re going going to play a fun game of DD-Track-Burn. Except this one will literally send you into crisis mode. Here are your contenders:

Ferrari F40

Lamborghini Countach

Porsche 959

Me?

DD: Porsche 959

Track: Ferrari F40

Burn: Lamborghini Countach

So what would you do?

EDIT: People are saying this is too easy. How about this?

Ferrari F40-McLaren F1-Bugatti EB110

Me:

DD-F1

Track- F40

Burn- EB110

DISCUSSION (58)

TractorPillow > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:08

Easy

DD: countach

Track: f40

Burn: Porsche

Frenchlicker > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:09

I agree with your results. I actually expected a hard on here.

KnowsAboutCars > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:10

DD: Countach

Track: F40

Burn Sell: 959

dogisbadob > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:10

DD 959

Track Countach

Burn F40

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:12

Are you kidding? This is easy! ^_^

DD: 959

Track: Countach

The F40 burned itself out.

Cherry_man1 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:13

DD: Lamborghini because insanity

Track: Ferrari because Racecar

Burn: Porsche. Because VW

It’s simple. Next.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:13

Pretty easy, really.

DD - SO MUCH COCAINE

Track - F40

Burn - Beetle

DoYouEvenShift > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:14

DD the Ferrari

Track the Lambo

Burn the VW

EL_ULY > TractorPillow
08/29/2015 at 13:14

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/29/2015 at 13:14

How dare you insult the greatest car ever made! (Not joking there.)

TheHondaBro > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:15

DD Porsche

Track F40

Burn Countach

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > dogisbadob
08/29/2015 at 13:16

Anyone who says burn the Ferrari is a heretic.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > TheHondaBro
08/29/2015 at 13:16

Friend!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TractorPillow
08/29/2015 at 13:16

Yeah, this is pretty easy. The Countach is tpp COCAINE to say no to and the F40’s faster than either.

Desu-San-Desu > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:18

I actually agree with your own results. Not hard at all.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:19

Yes.

misfitmascots > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:19

DD: F40

TRACK: 959

BURN: Countach

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:19

DD 959

Track F40

Burn Countach

Vicente Esteve > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:20

DD,Track:

Kinja'd!!!

dogisbadob > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:21

But they ALL burn—it’s a Ferrari! :p

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:23

DD: Porsche.

Track: F40

Keep Lambo for whenever I want to be seen.

Alex B > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:24

DD: F1

Track EB110

Keep F40

My citroen won't start > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:24

So easy.

DD and do cocaine in: Countach

Track: F40

Burn: The elephant man Porsche.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > dogisbadob
08/29/2015 at 13:25

I'd love to make fun of stereotypes, but the F40 is seriously my favorite car of all time.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Vicente Esteve
08/29/2015 at 13:26

In reality I would too.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Alex B
08/29/2015 at 13:27

YOU MUST BURN ONE AND IT CAN’T BE THE F40!

Alex B > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:28

I CAN’T... THIS IS TOO HARD TO DO.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Alex B
08/29/2015 at 13:29

I DID IT SO YOU CAN TOO

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:29

This is super easy.

DD: Countach

Track: F40

Burn: 959

Your new list is pretty easy also.

DD: F1

Track: F40

Burn: EB110

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
08/29/2015 at 13:30

4/6 of your answers are the same as mine.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:31

Well, great minds think alike.

Captain of the Enterprise > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:45

Daily: Porsche

Track: F40

Burn: Countach

Round 2

Daily: F40

Track: f1

Burn:bugatti

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 13:53

DD: Lambo cause everyone loves it

Track: F40 (only after it painted a diff color than stupid red)

Burn: 959 cause i want it to go up after racing it in Dakar

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/29/2015 at 13:55

Do not criticize the F40. It is perfect. (Also, I honestly think Ferraris should be red.)

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 14:01

nope. they look so much better in anything but red

Kinja'd!!!

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/29/2015 at 14:02

They look pretty good, but nothing can match Rosso Corsa.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 14:02

1st:

DD: Countach

Track: 959

Burn: F40 (gonna catch on fire any how)

2nd:

DD: EB110

Track: F1

Burn: F40 (gonna catch on fire any how)

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > CaptDale - is secretly British
08/29/2015 at 14:03

Y u no like F40?

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 14:04

eh the attention a diff colored one gets vs a red one is amazing.

and besides red is overplayed

CaptDale - is secretly British > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/29/2015 at 14:05

The black F40 is FUCKING spectacular!!! Never have thoughts of a red Ferrari again!

mazda616 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 14:08

DD: Porsche

Track: F40

Burn: Countach

For the second question:

DD: McLaren (middle seat is awesome)

Track: F40

Burn: EB110

CaptDale - is secretly British > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 14:10

Well I mean its going to catch on fire any how. Though I love the F40 and I agree it is an amazing car. Personally i find the others more appealing. They are exciting and look amazing and are so different. The F40 has always had odd proportions to it.

Edit: Maybe its the red because the black F40 TheD0k_2many toys 2little time posted is amazing!!!!!

not for canada - australian in disguise > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 14:18

DD Porsche, Track F40, Burn Countach.

DD Bugatti, Track Mclaren, Burn F40

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > CaptDale - is secretly British
08/29/2015 at 14:18

i havent liked a red ferrari in ages

georgechristensen > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 14:19

For the second one

DD: EB11

Track: F1

Burn: OP

CaptDale - is secretly British > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/29/2015 at 14:22

Me either, but some of them you never see in anything other than red. I would love a blue F12!!

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 14:26

DD: Countach, 959

Track: F40

Burn: THIS POOOOST.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > mazda616
08/29/2015 at 15:08

You are basically me. Congratulations.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > not for canada - australian in disguise
08/29/2015 at 15:10

You were doing good until you burned the Ferrari on the second one...

not for canada - australian in disguise > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 15:27

¯\_()_/¯

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 15:30

DD the Countach, Track the 959, Burn the F40.

With your edit, DD the F1, Track the EB110, burn the F40.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 15:33

DD Porsche

Track F40

Burn Countach.

El Rivinado > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 16:03

DD: F40

Track: Countach

Burn: 959

rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 16:29

DD: 959. (Source: Met a guy who was out driving his a while back, said it was a real pleasure to drive.)

Track: F40. (Source: Ive been in one, it was uncomfortable.)

Burn: Countach. (Source: I talked to an owner who told me to stay the hell away from them after spending 10’s of thousands on maintenance. Also they look less comfortable than the F40.)

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
08/29/2015 at 16:42

Why. Would. You. Burn. The. Ferrari?

Vicente Esteve > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/29/2015 at 22:09

Yay!

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/30/2015 at 01:43

The F40 is so overhyped. :)

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
08/30/2015 at 07:17

No it's fantastic.