Officers I Swear....

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
08/27/2015 at 19:07 • Filed to: 944Lyfe

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The cocaine wasn’t mine. I was holding onto it for a friend.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/27/2015 at 19:12

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And they weren’t your pants either, right?


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/27/2015 at 19:13

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Never mind the coke, what about the 16 year old girl you were seen leaving with?

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Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/27/2015 at 19:13

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Michigan? Those are some funky, old school lights they put on their cruisers.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/27/2015 at 19:15

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those lights on top though...


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/27/2015 at 19:21

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All the Michigan state troopers have the gumdrop lights. Everyone gets kinda confused by them though.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/27/2015 at 19:21

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Tanks for holding that for me.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/27/2015 at 19:25

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Reminds me of when I see a really buff dude walking his teeny tiny puppy lol.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > lone_liberal
08/27/2015 at 19:44

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She seemed interested in coming with ^_^

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
08/27/2015 at 19:45

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I’m keeping the stash now. My Porsche Bootlegging cartel shall not be stopped!!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jvirgs drives a Subaru
08/27/2015 at 19:49

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Surprisingly no. :p


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2015 at 00:46

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ah someone wanted to trade me an 88 944 for my talon today


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/28/2015 at 00:55

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Tell me more. :)


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2015 at 02:54

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good condition. black.

but...

auto trans :(


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/28/2015 at 03:03

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Don’t touch it. Well... (._.)

I mean it’s not like it’s a bad trans, but the manual is infinitely better unless you simply cannot use a clutch.

I am curious as to how it drives though. Auto 944s are seemingly rare. They only pop up when no ones wants one. :p


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2015 at 03:08

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yea if it was a manual i would have been very interested