![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:10 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Nice car, Floyd. Really, it’s cool. But your caption kind of makes you look like a show-offish dick. You should try driving it once, you might actually like it!
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![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:13 |
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the dude walks around with a bag of $1m in cash...i think that answers your question
![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:16 |
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Honestly, unless it’s something old and rare that is super valuable and is something to legitimately fear getting scratched or wrecked, there is no excuse to not drive a car if you can buy it, afford the insurance, and afford the gas for it.
![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:17 |
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well shit. I guess he doesn’t have to worry about someone stealing it from him though...
![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:20 |
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He can definitely afford to do all of those things. Not sure why he doesn’t drive them much/at all, I personally can’t comprehend having that kind of garage and then just letting them sit still in a garage all the time.
![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:22 |
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its hard to box a bullet...
This kind of “im invincible” stuff is so stupid.
![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:25 |
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The man punches people in the head for a living. He’s not exactly a sophisticate.
![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:27 |
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Yeah, I said that second part in jest, more or less. He’s not invincible, just a harder target, I guess.
![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:30 |
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That description also reads like Hooked on Phonics
![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:31 |
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Ha, yes. But sophistication is one thing, it doesn’t take a genius to have a shred of humility. For instance, I don’t think Pacquiao would behave quite the same way, he seems a little bit more humble.
![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:56 |
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I just bought a $4.8 million dollar car, a $4,800,000.00 Koenigsegg Trevita. It cost 48,000 $100 dollar bills. Or 4,800,000 $1 dollar bills. Did I mention it cost $4.8 million? Here’s a picture of me sitting on it.
![]() 08/24/2015 at 23:58 |
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Willing to bet 4.8m that he didn’t write that himself though..
![]() 08/25/2015 at 00:13 |
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Good point.
![]() 08/25/2015 at 01:23 |
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I mean 3 armed people should do the trick.
![]() 08/25/2015 at 03:07 |
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He does not drive them. I have 1st and 2nd hand knowledge of this.
1st hand, he lives around the corner from me, I see him on an nearly daily basis (at least when he is in town) and he NEVER drives himself. Seriously, I saw him drive his Bugatti once, and one of his Ferraris once, in 3 years time... He is usually being chauffeured around.
2nd hand, I am friendly with a retired pro boxer trainer whom happens to know Floyds trainer. Floyds trainer says he doesnt drive the cars.
3rd hand, ESPN interview where Floyd says he has 3 Bugattis (one at each of his houses) and he never drives any of them.
Actually, in that interview he says “This car cost 2,000,000 dollars; and I got 3 of dem” then the interviewer asks, if he drives them and he says “nah I aint even drive ‘em”, which is promptly followed up by why do you even have them? and then Floyd looks at the guy like he might hit him.
The guys a pompous twat and the only good thing to ever come out of my HOA dues is that we’ve been able to make a case against him to try and rid this annoying looser from our neighborhood. If all goes to plan he will be gone soon, and not only will we not have to deal with his annoying ass, but our home values in the area will likely double....
Hope this answers your question.
![]() 08/25/2015 at 06:03 |
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Someone should really ask him why he couldn’t afford #1 of 2 instead of settling for 2 of 2. He might just go buy that one though.
![]() 08/25/2015 at 12:09 |
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Yeah, I think I saw that ESPN interview. It’s like he’s bragging specifically that he doesn’t drive them, as if only poor plebes drive the cars they buy (regardless of how exotic or expensive!), so he’s above even them.