Gluten-removed beer

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/23/2015 at 19:49 • Filed to: Beer

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Legally you can’t call it gluten free because you obviously can’t make beer without gluten. Even after the removal process you still can’t advertise it as gluten free.

This beer cost me zero dollars, and it admittedly tastes not bad, which is why I enjoy it in the privacy of my home because this is the most pretentious beer I’ve ever had.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/23/2015 at 19:53

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Damn hipsters.....

TractorPillow > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/23/2015 at 19:53

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you aren’t allowed to drink this beer unless you’ve eaten some kale first and synced your fitbit to wifi and bragged on facebook about it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TractorPillow 08/23/2015 at 19:56

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I don’t like kale at all. Spinach is the only way to go.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jvirgs drives a Subaru 08/23/2015 at 19:57

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Impossible: I own a house and don’t drive a Volvo.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/23/2015 at 20:12

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You’d be surprised how much access Celiacs get to food and drinks nowadays. It is actually amazing. Oh, and surprisingly, gluten free pizza, to me, tastes better than traditional.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 08/23/2015 at 20:26

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I used to live 1 block away from a gluten free grocery store. That was back in 2009. If they didn’t go under during the recession, they must raking in the dough today.

TractorPillow > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/23/2015 at 20:37

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I dont even know what the hell kale tastes like. There is a bag of it in my fridge that my wife bought. Not going near it (and I love vegetables). I’m not vegetable hipster. I’ll eat my carrots, lettuce, and tomatoes and stay healthy.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/23/2015 at 20:43

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My wife is allergic to wheat and Coors has a new copper ale that is pretty good. Also Red Bridge is a staple for her.

The Dummy Gummy > TractorPillow 08/23/2015 at 21:03

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I never understood the disdain for fitness trackers if it helps motivate someone to be healthier.

TractorPillow > The Dummy Gummy 08/23/2015 at 22:07

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I’m all for being healthier, but shut the heck up about how many steps you took yesterday. It's fine if it's a personal motivator and not a source of boasting.

George McNally > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/23/2015 at 22:30

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Deep fried kale is good...........

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 08/24/2015 at 23:05

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I have been celiac since 2002, back then gluten free bread had to be kept frozen then toasted just to stay together. The hipsters have made my life so much better, its not even funny.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/25/2015 at 02:17

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Hooray for hipsters!!