"PS9" (PS9)
08/22/2015 at 10:16 • Filed to: None
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"PS9" (PS9)
08/22/2015 at 10:16 • Filed to: None | 2
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We fly from [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] during certain times of the year! Check out our basic operational information to find out when you can buy a ticket!
Fleet size: Nevermind
Destinations: Don’t worry about it
Booking times: I SAID DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT
Ticket Prices: [REDACTED]
Actually...you can’t buy a ticket. Reading this page however has qualified you for a free cavity search and social networking profile scan! It is mandatory. Please join the government agent in the next room. Any sounds you make during this process are recorded, and
will
be used against you in the court of public opinion. Thank you for flying Janet Airlines!
Because Racecar
> PS9
08/22/2015 at 10:31 |
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Hello I recently purchased a ticket to [REDACTED] and I realized my in flight meal only comes with peanuts. I’d love to get [REDACTED] instead if that’s okay.
bubblestheturtle
> PS9
08/22/2015 at 11:04 |
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Janet is just a great company perk. Free taxi from home (nice place) to work (crappy place). Where else do you get to commute by plane?
RallyWrench
> PS9
08/22/2015 at 11:18 |
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Can I get an upgrade to fly to [REDACTED] on the [REDACTED] aircraft you have? I hear it’s much faster.
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PS9
> RallyWrench
08/22/2015 at 11:48 |
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I can neither confirm or deny this denied confirmation.
Wheelerguy
> PS9
08/22/2015 at 12:15 |
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I’ll only book if you have tiltrotors.
wafflesnfalafel
> PS9
08/22/2015 at 23:29 |
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Get some upgraded engines for your 737s. And tell me about the two new stealth jets you have been sneaking around in.