nFamousCJ AMA

"nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj) 08/21/2015 at 23:27 • Filed to: None

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Nobody asked for it- but you’re getting it anyways. Questions about the Gengar Tamer, Stringbean, or whatever it may be. There may have been tequila involved. You have around 1 hour. Go.

CB > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/21/2015 at 23:27

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Do you still have a fuckton of ducks?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > CB 08/21/2015 at 23:33

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No, but the other night I was trimming the garden and one of the young mallards came walking up to me- could tell he was male since he didnt have his green crown but the two purple stripes on his wing. He watched me, quacked a few times then went off. 5 minutes later he came back with a female (no purple) quacked a few times like “hey, dis my girlfriend, see? I did good right?” I gave him a thumbs up, he quacked and the two of them walked off.

Something tells me they’ll be back next spring and more power to ‘em.

Vimto > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/21/2015 at 23:37

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How did you end up with your Sebring?

scoob > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/21/2015 at 23:38

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Why do people tell you when they are speechless?

Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?

If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it make marmalade?

How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

If the product says “Do not use if seal is broken”, how are you supposed to open it and use it?

If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don’t fill in?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/21/2015 at 23:40

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Would you send money to a Nigerian Prince?

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/21/2015 at 23:43

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What is the ground speed check of an unladen swallow?

SVTyler > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/21/2015 at 23:45

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How did you come into ownership of the Stringbean? I mean nothing by it obviously but a mid-2000’s Sebring convertible isn’t exactly high on the list of cars you’d expect someone on this website to own, just wondering if there was a story behind it.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > scoob 08/21/2015 at 23:48

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Why do people tell you when they are speechless? to mak their point

Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child? Deaf churrins can still run

If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light? Less than 299792458 meters/ second

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Yes but will likely be debatable depending on your belief of morality

If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it make marmalade? The bee would likely die as most bees wont survive off marmalade

How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing? Yes

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? Yes but it will burn your flesh

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Instinct of survivability and self preservation will say no.

If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? Brutality and post mortem dismemberment

If the product says “Do not use if seal is broken”, how are you supposed to open it and use it? The notion of not using if seal is broken implies a broken seal prior to purchase.

If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don’t fill in? Time has a pretty poor track record at healing wounds- look at bullet and dismemberment.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? We live in a delusional world where our services are compensated by a piece of paper with some numbers on it after a few weeks.

Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot? Hot cars can be not cool if taken in a non literal sense. A 94 Daewoo sitting in the sun may be hot but is definitely not cool.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 08/21/2015 at 23:50

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African or European?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/21/2015 at 23:50

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No more than $200

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/21/2015 at 23:50

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urapeean

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Vimto 08/21/2015 at 23:52

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Had an F150 til I was 20, bought the stringbean when it was a year old after doing ZERO research, was completely niave about cars and recently came into work in a position with a paycheck allowing me to be “stupid with my money” (We’re not going to talk about how much I paid for said Stringbean... it was an 06 in 07 less than 23k and more than 19k)... anyways yeah, Stringbean became mine and I loved it dearly

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > SVTyler 08/21/2015 at 23:53

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Had an F150 til I was 20, bought the stringbean when it was a year old after doing ZERO research, was completely niave about cars and recently came into work in a position with a paycheck allowing me to be “stupid with my money” (We’re not going to talk about how much I paid for said Stringbean... it was an 06 in 07 less than 23k and more than 19k)... anyways yeah, Stringbean became mine and I loved it dearly .

I really didnt have much nowledge of cars outside a buddy of mine taking me on the highway on his Sebring sedan and showing me how smoothly it made it to 80... something my f150 was angry about

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 08/21/2015 at 23:54

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I wasapeean earlier but I shook the appropriate 2.5 times to imply I was not playing with it.

scoob > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/21/2015 at 23:55

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Uh... well done? Lol.

PS9 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/22/2015 at 00:54

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Gengars are immortal ghosts who can fly and float through walls. Why do you need a car?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > PS9 08/22/2015 at 06:38

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For driving around honeys of course. I’m not sure what the laws are on shared phase shift manipulation

jkm7680 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/22/2015 at 08:09

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1. Is the Uplander dead yet?

2. When will you get a Genesis?

3. Favorite genre of music?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > jkm7680 08/22/2015 at 08:15

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1. Not yet but I did successfully grind through the brake pads and the rotors had 1/1000th of an inch of material left on them. So I think it was trying to kill me.

2. Working on house first. Want a garage/car port to keep said Genesis in.

3. Changes every week it seems. But I tell people I’ll listen to everything from Tech N9ne to Katy Perry and it gets the point across.

jkm7680 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/22/2015 at 08:24

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1. Haha, don’t give it the chance!

2. Good plan!

3. Caribou Lou is mah shit.